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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Changing gears here, any tips for how to not be completely terrible on one's first time? I mean it's gonna happen anyway, but maybe someone will say something useful. If not, it should still be fun.
    ... Should i even bother?

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    Ask the Cocoa Lounge http://www.cocoalounge.org/

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    Find a corpse to practice on.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Changing gears here, any tips for how to not be completely terrible on one's first time? I mean it's gonna happen anyway, but maybe someone will say something useful. If not, it should still be fun.
    Make sure you take your chastity belt off so it doesn't get in the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Has any of you guys ever put one of your balls (or both) in a girl's snizz?
    Booyah?
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Changing gears here, any tips for how to not be completely terrible on one's first time? I mean it's gonna happen anyway, but maybe someone will say something useful. If not, it should still be fun.

    It's more like art than it is golf. It's also not going to be your call, most likely, so no need to make a plan.

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    Cum in her face and then slap her when you're done, tell her the lord is ashamed.

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    Pleeeeease set a stopwatch before insertion and stop it immediately after ejaculation for your first time, Icey. Please, please, please, please, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Pleeeeease set a stopwatch before insertion and stop it immediately after ejaculation for your first time, Icey. Please, please, please, please, please.
    lol. if past history is any indication, I won't finish

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    Go bareback raw; you'll finish.

    Also, don't be afraid of lube/spit.
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    First part's not gonna happen bro

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    Icey, they love it when you spontaneously stick it in their ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    lol. if past history is any indication, I won't finish
    FAKE IT

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
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    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Icey, they love it when you spontaneously stick it in their ass.
    I had a friend do this to his casual fuck buddy once. They had a pretty good thing going for well over a year. After that, they never talked again. Funny story though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    First part's not gonna happen bro
    Then it's almost pointless.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    First part's not gonna happen bro
    Trust me. That is EXACTLY what you want to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Then it's almost pointless.
    Like trying to play tennis with the racquet cover still on.
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    Yeah bro.

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    Yeah, I'm not going to ask her to go on birth control before the first time we ever fuck. Not happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Like trying to play tennis with the racquet cover still on.
    It's worth the risk. That wetness... that wetness...
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    So are you dating someone, or just wishful thinking right now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Yeah, I'm not going to ask her to go on birth control before the first time we ever fuck. Not happening.
    Don't worry, she doesn't want it anymore than you. Tell her to take a plan B the next morning after you hit it again.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Yeah I've been seeing someone for about three months.

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    Lulululul make her pay for half

    Edit: for plan b
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    lol. if past history is any indication, I won't finish
    Not sure if this story has been told already but care to elaborate?

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    Meaning a HJ or BJ has never made me cum

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    I always thought supre was the only virgin on this board
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Hand jobs aren't real things.

    Practice fucking her mouth.
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    How do you know she isn't already on birth control?

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    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
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    Well this has been fun. Onto something new. I'm not going to update you fuckers when it happens.

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