Why are you a sex addict?
I'm guessing your senile mother made you do it.
The same reason anyone is addicted to anything--a giant pit of self-loathing nestled slightly above your stomach that won't go away.
Ahhh bull hockey. It's because you're too horny and lost control
You see this guy, Gunz? THAT'S YOU. You are as smart as this fucking jerkoff right here. That is your level of understanding.
No, you agree with Gunz and I disagree with both of you.
You're a fucking retard and you will never accomplish anything in life. I've cast aside a hundred girls who loved me more after one night together than any female will ever care about you. You're an embarrassment to your family, you're ugly as sin, and you spend your time being blatantly and annoyingly ignorant in every possible way on the internet.
You are one giant premature ejaculation that keeps happening over and over again.
... are you fucking seriously this shit-headed?
"in your case Randy, the thing you're addicted to is the drug, not the drive." WHEN IS THAT NOT THE FUCKING CASE, ASSHOLE? FOR WHOM IS THAT NOT THE CASE? NAME A FUCKING ADDICT THAT ISN'T TRUE OF.
My mom hid our VHS copy of Bring It On cus my brother fapped to it too much.
Oh save us the psychoanalysis you pervert
Elisa Dishku was amazing hot in that movie I totally sympathize
Absolutely true. It all made sense after the Days of Our Lives Fapisode
... this was after the internet existed right? Or no?
Yes. But in his defense just kidding, I think this was still when we had shitty AOL dial up, cus my parents are dinosaurs.
That was also the era of scrambled rather than blocked porn though. All you had to do was sit there and wait a bit until you got blurry, green tits and pussies. And then the bar ate them again, and they moaned in either pain or pleasure. It was hard to tell which.
Oh my god. You can actually see that poor woman cringing in disgust through that fake smile.
I've never seen her look so pained.
I mean, look at the body language. The crossed leg screams "Stay the fuck away from my genitals, virgin."
Everything facing away from him as much as possible--head turned away, legs crossed away...
Speaking of Bring it On...
What ethnicity is it that gave you and your brother The Gayest Hair On Earth?
Ugh, just when it couldn't get any grosser.