The Sex thread

[VigoTheCarpathian]

He said at one hotel they call a servant to hold your dick while you piss.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

At that same sex show a women was shooting tooth picks out her pussy and popping balloons.

[thelastgreatman]

Holy shit, no one cares. What will it take to get you to stop interacting with a bunch of people who don't like you and think you're annoying and stupid.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I thought it was interesting.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I bet you can't shoot shit out of your vag.

[algunz]

He can sure as shit shoot it out of his face hole though.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I really do apologize if that story is too disgusting for the women. It just came out.

[Neighborhood Creep]

A woman couldn't shoot a toothpick out of her vagina. A **** pong ball, yes. It'd have to have some cylinder shape that when squeezed, would pop out. A toothpick isn't really in that category. I guess I'd have to see it for myself.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Pingg with one g is blocked?

[algunz]

Maybe she had something else stuffed up there to make them shoot out.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Maybe randy was up there shooting it out with his face hole. RIGHT GUNZ?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I was calling bullshit on the story but he swears to it all.

[ThatGirl]

For a while I lived in a small town, and a stripper used to come to town a few times a year. She worked with **** pong balls and could blow bubbles. And a string of pearls. I never saw her but the local boys always talked about her. Toothpicks shooting balloons? I don't believe that one.

[algunz]

Maybe randy was up there shooting it out with his face hole. RIGHT GUNZ?

Yes, Randy's face hole does most of the shit shooting.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I wish I could make a gif of him pouring all that lube on himself and jumping up inside a vagina than sticking his head out to shoot toothpicks at balloons.

[algunz]

It needs shit somewhere in there too.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Shit filled balloons over Vigo's head

[algunz]

2 somas down. I'm sliding away especially from that shit show.

[FEELS]

I had sex with the lights on for the first time a couple weekends ago.. it's so much better/easier.

[canexplain]

Pingg with one g is blocked?

That word can be used to get into servers, pcs and such. It is an IT term..... cr****

[thelastgreatman]

It can't be used to get "into" anything. And it's technical use has absolutely nothing to do with why it's banned.

[heart cooks brain]

the '****' in cr**** is ****, isn't it?

[miscorrections]

Please remember that you are talking to the walking dead and logic has no place in these exchanges.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

This neighborhood has too many pingers

[Neighborhood Creep]

This neighborhood has too many pingers

Have you noticed a change in your property value?

[amyzzz]

the '****' in cr**** is ****, isn't it?

Sort of.

[TomAz]

more like crapping

[LiquidL]

That word can be used to get into servers, pcs and such. It is an IT term..... cr****

Lol - only in Hollywood movies.

Testing ****

[canexplain]

Lol - only in Hollywood movies.

Testing ****

I don't think the mods would like links to hacking so just google what you can do with that command ........

[miscorrections]

"Links to hacking".