I would imagine in Bishop those are epic stories.
I was a good girl in high school too.
We'll be back in your parts mid August. This time you have no excuses.
I don't think I've ever been around your mother and had trouble finding sex.
In retrospect, this might have been inappropriate.
Nope. Just setting up a date for good beer and bread.
Been there, done that. OSL 2012 bay bay.
5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop
My apologies, sir. Mine's going in for a couple major rounds of surgery herself soon. May have to get back to Jersey for a while again.
In my case though, she's still a leather slut.
It was a lame joke and a low blow, but for some reason that's the area I tend to work. Most likely due to shortness.
If you want assistance fucking board moms, I know a chick I can import back from London who could wrangle every one of them for you and deliver them on your dick.
Why are you so nice to other people?
Oh wait . . .
Cause those other people shut the fuck up when they should shut the fuck up.
Instead of sitting there with their iPads, munching away on weed brownies and getting so fucking high they turn their already half-witted asses into babbling vats of fucking nonsense.
I've never been good with taking orders.
And all my dreams are smashed
It is awesome. Babbling nonsense is awesome. Everyone knows this except for stupid curmudgeon curmudgeons who rampage when you spill wine and coals on the carpet and don't share the Netflix.
Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
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