A jar full of scorpions
I vote scorpions.
Originally Posted by Alchemy
It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).
It should be noted that I have a raging case of chlamydia.
Originally Posted by jackstraw94086
I want to punch that woman.
I'd like to get Sarah Palin pregnant and somehow force her into having an abortion. Plus she's hotter. Sarah gets my vote.
there we go side by side comparsion.
Sarah Palin looks like she can take a good pounding.
Originally Posted by guedita
And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome
Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.
I wonder if Sarah gets off on having her hair pulled.
She's probably into "water sports".
SP based on age, eyewear, and lack of venomous stinger.
Originally Posted by dj12inches
What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.
I'd eat Palin and her 2 older daughters from the back
Id get Palin pregnant and then get my own reality tv show. And then eventually rise to a political position where i can demand GV to choose bands for Coachella that I want.
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The only thing she has going for her, is that Bachmann's a spinner.
Bachmann is only six votes away from passing a jar full of scorpions.
Girl can work a pair of boots.
Originally Posted by bug on your lip
you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?
I want Sarah to have my retarded baby
Originally Posted by juloxx
Id punch palins clown
I'd do Palin in the ass and say "Gotcha".
Can the fuck be a hate-fuck? Palin.
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Scorpion sex is overrated.
Originally Posted by shakermaker113
speculation strikes again.
This poll's kinda unfair to Bachmann. I'd take her over the rest of the sitting congresswomen, but come on it's Palin.
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The jar of scorpions. Easy choice.
Why is there no option for a 3-way? (or 4-way adding the scorpions)
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
Originally Posted by getbetter
This is the first time I've seen her...based on this picture, I was going to say Bachmann. But Google has proved me otherwise.
Palin with a ball gag FTW.
That bitch is hideous
Palin looks like she could benefit from a good jamming. Bachmann looks like shes had a good jamming, in her day.
After watching the Anthony coverage I'm thinking that I'll go with the Palin doppelganger and go with...Ashleigh Banfield. The look of Palin with decent conversation.
Originally Posted by ZZERO
Bachmann looks like shes had a good jamming, in her face.
That would explain it.
Originally Posted by garspaceman
well hello my fancy pants.
I'm assuming the scorpions are dead since you said "inanimate objects." Makes the choice a lot easier.
Originally Posted by guedita
Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.