What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.
Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.
Laughing my fucking ass off. I'm so doing this, and you would just know that no one else would use it so you could always go back to it without a line. Fuck yeah!!!
Recent studies at Yale have shown that being an asshole is detrimental to one's health. Professor Sweetlove, a Psychology professor, came on record as saying:
"Assholes and local desert rats tend to live shorter lives and have less consensual sexual relations than non assholes. It could be due to lower testoserone levels or a chemical imbalance in the brain but some people are just wired to be.... well.... assholes"
Full story can be found here. AP