If you want people to touch your penis, walk near a unsuspecting group of females. get into a comfortable position , unbotton your short or whatever your wearing slightly. douse your pubes with some flammable fluid. ignite your pubes . throw your hands back up behind your head and act like you dont know whats going on. Wait for all the unsuspected do gooder hipster girls to run over and pat away the flames. and at that point you may be getting multiple hand jobs from men and women. commence ejaculating in glory, in public like a boss.
All this talk about where to sex I figure why not a bump an ol' fave.
Who's planning on rubbing one out on the fields this year? Feel free to share any romantic nooks you and yourself have discovered from previous years.
Ah yes, the old random Sahara masturbation experience. One of the more vivid memories from my first Coachella was some girl laying up against a pole in the Sahara tent during the Fat Boy Slims set that first Friday. No care in the world, just going to town....i think she was wearing a skirt. All i remember was being blasted just walking through the crowd and just briefly getting a glance. It was at that very moment...Coachella had baptized me. Was having such a good time, didn't bother to stop and enjoy.....for Coachella offers more then a nut.