Pics or it didn't happen.
Awesome bump and great 1st post. Thumbs up!
Definitely a great job with the original and clever "Pics or it didn't happen" post.
Thanks HotHamWater. Glad I could help. Positive Energy!!!
If you want people to touch your penis, walk near a unsuspecting group of females. get into a comfortable position , unbotton your short or whatever your wearing slightly. douse your pubes with some flammable fluid. ignite your pubes . throw your hands back up behind your head and act like you dont know whats going on. Wait for all the unsuspected do gooder hipster girls to run over and pat away the flames. and at that point you may be getting multiple hand jobs from men and women. commence ejaculating in glory, in public like a boss.
All this talk about where to sex I figure why not a bump an ol' fave.
Who's planning on rubbing one out on the fields this year? Feel free to share any romantic nooks you and yourself have discovered from previous years.
The sahara tent is one huge masturbation party.
Rub one out in the morn to last all day
connector in. receiver out. you let me in through the back door.
two keys to success ...
F: AC/DC, Nero, Cloud Nothings, Lykke Li, Interpol, George Ezra, Azealia Banks, Todd Terje, Gorgon City
S: Parquet Courts, Perfume Genius, Danny Tenaglia, Kasabian, Jack White, Royal Blood, TWOD, Chet Faker, What So Not
S: The Orwells, OFF!, St. Vincent, Gesaffelstein, Joyce Manor, Lil B, Kaskade, Madeon
I was thinking about this this morning, is it impossible or am I going to have a backload by the end of the weekend?
Ah yes, the old random Sahara masturbation experience. One of the more vivid memories from my first Coachella was some girl laying up against a pole in the Sahara tent during the Fat Boy Slims set that first Friday. No care in the world, just going to town....i think she was wearing a skirt. All i remember was being blasted just walking through the crowd and just briefly getting a glance. It was at that very moment...Coachella had baptized me. Was having such a good time, didn't bother to stop and enjoy.....for Coachella offers more then a nut.