"That is until the sweetest angel from up on high came up to our window, shaking, manic, and said “I just knocked that fence down. Hurry. Leave. Escape. The time is now. Go!!!” It was Les Miserables meets the sh*t-crawl in Shawshank Redemption."
Come on, that part was at least a little bit funny.
If I'm to understand correctly, the "worse (sic) case scenario" is that you may get raped and beaten so that you can tell the cops about your great adventure of getting raped and beaten because you were advised to say "yes" whenever a member of a band asks you to their bus?9. If Someone From A Band Asks If You Want To See Their Bus, Don’t Say “Nah, I Don’t Really Like Buses.” This didn’t happen to me personally, but this is probably just a good rule of thumb in general. Always go to the bus. Always. Worse case scenario, you’ll have a great story for the police.
Hah, really? Is this that serious to you all? I'm not even gonna lie, I laughed at some of this. It's not that bad and is clearly tongue in cheek. She's clearly going to Coachella for the starfucking, but I can't hate this.
Also, like 70% of this seems to be about a parking lot carnival. In fact, there's no reason not to believe that this chick mistook a parking lot carnival for Coachella and Devito may have just happened to be there too.
EDIT- #2 is totally true, though.
12/16-18 Day for Night
Also...yes there is something called a Pizza Cookie. They serve it at Oregano's restaurants. What she had was Cookie Pie.
She "bought 500 of them", but she "only had a bite". Uh-huh.
i wish i read the comments in this thread before reading the article; it's utter shit.
what the fuck?16. You Wonít Hear A Lot Of Music. Yeah, no, somehow, and I donít know why, but I only heard like 2 full band sets and then bits and pieces of other performers. To be fair, I also wasnít there Sunday night, when most of my favorite acts were performing. I had to leave considering my brain dipped itself in the Roger Rabbit murdery acid bath and was no longer alive.
1/17: Marching Church @ Rickshaw Stop
1/23: No Age @ Starline Social Club
1/26: The She's, Terry Malts @ The Independent
1/27: Heron Oblivion @ The Chapel
1/27: Christopher Rau, Jordan @ f8
1/29: Silver Shadows, CCR Headcleaner @ Hemlock Tavern
02/02: Lily's @ The Chapel
I'm just saying, if you are going to mock something for its name, get the name right. I think we can agree all the names are stupid.
I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.
January 30 - Sleep
February 12 - Alcest
March 2 - Deafheaven
March 3 - Against Me!
March 31 - Eric Prydz
April 14-16 - Coachella
April 22 - Sleep
May 4 - The Weeknd
May 20 - Mastodon/EODM/Russian Circles
June 9 - Sigur Růs
July 3 - Roger Waters
July 30 - Panorama Festival
August 17-20 - Psycho Las Vegas
September 9 - Green Day
October 6-8 - ACL wknd. 1
The woman in that Spicy Pie picture was at Dirty Epic on Sunday night...she was into Skip, haha
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008 , 2009, 2010, 2011 , 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!