"That is until the sweetest angel from up on high came up to our window, shaking, manic, and said “I just knocked that fence down. Hurry. Leave. Escape. The time is now. Go!!!” It was Les Miserables meets the sh*t-crawl in Shawshank Redemption."
Come on, that part was at least a little bit funny.
If I'm to understand correctly, the "worse (sic) case scenario" is that you may get raped and beaten so that you can tell the cops about your great adventure of getting raped and beaten because you were advised to say "yes" whenever a member of a band asks you to their bus?9. If Someone From A Band Asks If You Want To See Their Bus, Don’t Say “Nah, I Don’t Really Like Buses.” This didn’t happen to me personally, but this is probably just a good rule of thumb in general. Always go to the bus. Always. Worse case scenario, you’ll have a great story for the police.
Hah, really? Is this that serious to you all? I'm not even gonna lie, I laughed at some of this. It's not that bad and is clearly tongue in cheek. She's clearly going to Coachella for the starfucking, but I can't hate this.
Also, like 70% of this seems to be about a parking lot carnival. In fact, there's no reason not to believe that this chick mistook a parking lot carnival for Coachella and Devito may have just happened to be there too.
EDIT- #2 is totally true, though.
6/26 Sunflower Bean @ Constellation Room, 7/3 Telecaves @ Non Plus Ultra, 7/7 Mitski @ The Echo, 7/22 Weird Al @ Hollywood Bowl, 7/28 Tokimonsta @ Hammer Museum, 8/3 Marissa Nadler @ The Echo, 8/4 Radiohead @ Shrine Auditorium, 8/7 Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl, 8/27-28 FYF Fest, 9/24 Music Tastes Good, 9/25 Lush @ Fonda
Also...yes there is something called a Pizza Cookie. They serve it at Oregano's restaurants. What she had was Cookie Pie.
She "bought 500 of them", but she "only had a bite". Uh-huh.
i wish i read the comments in this thread before reading the article; it's utter shit.
what the fuck?16. You Wonít Hear A Lot Of Music. Yeah, no, somehow, and I donít know why, but I only heard like 2 full band sets and then bits and pieces of other performers. To be fair, I also wasnít there Sunday night, when most of my favorite acts were performing. I had to leave considering my brain dipped itself in the Roger Rabbit murdery acid bath and was no longer alive.
7/22-24: Sunset Campout @ Belden Town
7/25: Ultimate Painting @ The Chapel
7/29: Woods, Gun Outfit, Cian Nugent @ The Chapel
7/29: Lucy @ f8
7/30: Robag Whrume, Sassmouth, Solar @ Mighty
8/3: Margo Price @ Gundlach Bundschu
8/25: Gold Panda @ The Independent
I'm just saying, if you are going to mock something for its name, get the name right. I think we can agree all the names are stupid.
I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.
July 16 - Cough
July 19 - Dragged Into Sunlight
July 29 - Inter Arma
August 12-14 - Migration Fest
August 16 - Monolord
August 26-28 - Psycho LV
September 7 - Cobalt
September 12 - Kraftwerk
September 17 - Melvins
September 20 - Wolves In The Throne Room
September 21 - Kanye West
September 30-October 2 - ACL wk.1
October 7-9 - ACL wk.2
October 11 - Failure
October 21 - Sleep
October 22 - Sleep
October 23 - Sleep
November 6 - Sia
November 12 - Black Sabbath
The woman in that Spicy Pie picture was at Dirty Epic on Sunday night...she was into Skip, haha
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008 , 2009, 2010, 2011 , 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!