Pooping at coachella.

[gaypalmsprings]

Do pandas shit in the woods?

[Panda421]

Traditionally... 1 weekend a year a few deuces get dropped in the desert though

[vogina]

The cult worshipping of these "secret" bathrooms never fails to crack me up. Hate to be a debbie downer but they're not much of a secret anymore.

My ass doesn't take chances.

I beg to differ because there were plenty of times I saw lines for porta potties and no line for the hidden in plain sight shitters.

99.9% of perpetration, knowledge, and instruction goes out the window when you arrive at the fields. The other .1% is saved for setting up your campsite. Thus your observation is crude but reality. We shit like kings!

[gaypalmsprings]

Traditionally... 1 weekend a year a few deuces get dropped in the desert though

Good one. Our arid sand needs some fertilizer.

[Wicked Spork]

It's almost that time of year again. Start eating your fiber now!