La Stinky to play on the main stage.
Find a shady joint.............. less steamy, more dreamy!!!
DONT POOP!!!
Don't poop... Just glow
You wanna fook on me?!
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Unless of course you are one of the few that poo once a week (a real condition, normal to the individual). I usually don't mind porta-johns, but definitely bring my own TP/baby wipes/sanitizer, never know what you'll end up with till u get there.
Last year I had to take a leak bad, and the lines were horrendous, so I wait in what turns out to be slowest line ever. The guy in front of me took fooorreeevveerr! When he was finally done he comes out with a look of horror on his face. I go in and see a giant poop blob, about the size and shape of a Foster's can, sitting on the back rim of the seat. F@#&ing disgusted, I was glad I only needed to piss, and I was out.
What really pissed me off was that the dude took forF-ingever. I'm sure the thing just popped out of him onto the seat, as soon as he dropped trou. wtf fuck was he doing? He obviously didn't try to clean it up, all he had to do was grab a wad of TP and gently push it over the edge.
Last edited by SeraphKnight; 12-08-2011 at 05:18 PM.
I threw up a bit in 2010 just by walking into one of the portapotties. good times.
Coachella 2017
Solange April 21
and here comes the vomit... Yea.. This is the worst part of Coachella.
I haven't decided what's worse: the latrine I used in Nicaragua that was teeming with hundreds of giant flying cockroaches, or festival port-o-potties. Although it was kind of fun trying to aim direct hits on the bugs...
teeming with hundreds of giant FLYING cockroaches
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It took me about 10 minutes to get the courage to finally go! The woman we were staying with gave us these long sticks to try and swat them down with once they start crawling or flying up. Finally just closed my eyes and told myself to just get it over with as quickly as possible!
Baby wipes, baby power and baby makin = the keys to a successful Coachella.
Oh my god. I refuse to be anywhere near a Porta Porty that looks like that.
Flippin' sick.`````````````````````````
So you're not going to Coachella?
I'm going to have to get a catheter bag and not eat solid food.
Can't really help the smell but if people just cleaned up after themselves (i.e. wipe up their piss, didn't sh*t on the seat). It prob wouldn't be as bad. Some people are just fu*king pigs.
butt i still love my spicy pie and am going to see if i can get banned
Let it be known that I am no longer associated with this asshole.
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
CHEMICAL BROTHERS
Nor that asshole.
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
CHEMICAL BROTHERS
I am so thoroughly disgusted with you right now, Peter...
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
CHEMICAL BROTHERS
This thread is amazing. It reminds me of Kevin Smith's stand up regarding smoking and having to shit. Easily one of the funniest bits I've heard. Check it out on netflix if you haven't heard any of his stuff. His style isn't very traditional. He's more of a story teller, but a damn good one.
I'm losing my patience, I just came here to bounce!
The thought of having to use one of these port-a-potties sends chills down my spine... I never understood how people could miss the toilet. I mean isn't that something that we've all mastered since a fairly early age? I don't care how fucked up you are, it's a simple point and shoot task!
This year I'm going to do it right and bring a shit ton of bran muffins