Originally Posted by mistakenstrangers
Nothing like working up a sweat while shitting in the midday heat.
Coming out of those port-a-potties mid day after taking a nasty growler is one of the most relieving feelings one can experience.
Just never let any part of your body touch the toilet seat and make sure you have hand sanitizer readily available.
Originally Posted by guedita
And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome
Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.