I was remarkably regular this year for an elderly man.
My secret this year was the port-o-potties by the Heineken domes as soon as the beer gardens opened. Those things were spotless. Got my business done there and I was good to go.
A/C Trailers or bust. They're the only choice.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world.
Coachella: 08, 09, 10, 11, 12w1, 12w2, 13w1, 14w2, 15w2
NOS Alive: 16
Pitch Music Fest: 16
Burning Man: 08,10
In my seven years of Coachella, I have not stepped foot into a portapotty. I never even feel like going. Though, at the hotel, in the mornings and nights, I will pee. Poop, on the other hand, does not happen until Monday night. I lose like 10 pounds.
This year was almost a tragedy, as I got food poisoning on Thursday night. I thought I might throw up on Friday, but the sun dissolved the feeling, and by the time I watched Cold War Kids, I was good. I did leave before Caifanes and Chemical Brothers though, because I was exhausted for not having slept the night before.
no pooping for me at coachella...
Your neighbor is a man....simple
It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?
I dropped a spanner in the port-a-potty on Friday night. I felt like a snake shedding on the inside.
"Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"
Once a day in the heavenly white chariots of anal evacuation
People that are afraid to poop at Coachella:
Just balance yourself above to toilet and let it go. I am telling you, taking a nice frothy turd gives me a second wind. I don't really count on the bulky kind after my first slice of spicy pie.
Only felt the need to go once, Saturday night at Lot 5. Got there just after they cleaned it, no issues lol.
Coachella's '06, '08, '09, '10, '11
Camp Touch This!
I saw those bathroom trailers next to the Sahara and avoided it ALL weekend long because i thought those were hand washers. I had my bottle of hand sanitizer so that wasn't necessary. Sunday rolls along and i find out those were shitters as well. I was pissed, only because they were empty Friday & Saturday when i would go,but by Sunday, the word had gotten out and the lines were huge. *face-palm*
Friday AC/DC, Tame Impala, Interpol, FlyLo, Ghostface & Raekwon, Caribou, Squarepusher, Action Bronson, RevHorton Heat, Vic Mensa, Erol Alkan, Ab-Soul, Allah-Las,
Jack White, The Weeknd, Axwell^Ingroso, Ratatat, Subtrkt, Run The Jewels, Chet Faker, Gaslamp Killer, Gramatik, Yellow Claw, Cashmere Cat,
Stromae, Odesza, Gesaffelstein, Circa Survive, Jamie xx, Panda Bear, Mac DeMarco,Built to Spill, Kaytranada, Dirty south, OFF!, John Talabot, The Orwells
When your trying to go number 2, always aim for a port-a-potty that a female has just used prior to you. %100 clean %99 of the time.