Originally Posted by hydr1
I got monkey butt sat night. Its not ur ass and not your balls.....its ur taint.
The choad hairs get all tangled and walking becomes hell. Champagne and a shower fixed that.
I believe it accumulated fromtoo mush sweat and dust.
This is great... please stick around and post more.
Originally Posted by guedita
And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome
Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.