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"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
It's funny how everything was roses when we held on to the guns.
10/29 Hot Chip @ The Fox Theatre
11/07 Rufus Du Sol @ The Mezzanine (?)
11/13 Mr Little Jeans @ The Rickshaw Stop
11/20 Keep Shelly in Athens @ Awaken
May 28 - High On Fire
May 29 - Tyler, the Creator
June 1 - Max Cooper
June 2 - Taake
June 3 - Sumac
June 5 - Refused
June 30 - The Stone Roses
July 19 - Dragged Into Sunlight
July 29 - Inter Arma
August 12-14 - Migration Fest
August 26-28 - Psycho LV
September 12 - Kraftwerk
September 17 - Melvins
September 20 - Wolves In The Throne Room
September 30-October 2 - ACL wk.1
October 7-9 - ACL wk.2
November 6 - Sia
If Ron were a cat...
You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
It's that tad bit of Crazy that keeps me Sane...
This happened today. Pure gold. -
I'm Nick Offerman. I play Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec. AMA.
THis is one of my favorites from it so far -
[–]CalamityJane1852 92 points 2 hours ago
What's a typical evening at home like with Megan?
[–]NickOfferman[S] 312 points 46 minutes ago
Oh, gosh. Well, we get dressed up as Marx Brothers (she's always Groucho or Harpo, and I'm Chico...whatever, she made the outfits.) and we get sauced on Gin and goofballs and run around the yard, sometimes with a lot of horn-honking, and then I set up the target rings at which Megan fires ****-pong balls and sometimes racquet balls from her vagina, often racking up an impressive tally of points (she got a 420 last night!), while I assemble my black powder muzzle-loader collection and fire lead balls at our neighbor, Charlie Sheen's secret wife's mom's jungle cats (I miss on purpose, I'm not a dick.) Normal Hollywood shit.
had me laughing so hard when he said that
3/2 Sasha // Big Gigantic
3/8 STS9, Cherub
3/19 Eric Clapton
3/21 EOTO, Govinda
4/4-4/6 Lotus @ Boulder Theater, CO
4/8 Sigur Ros
4/19 Umphrey's McGee // The M Machine
4/20 Dirty Phonics
5/31 Lucky Date
6/3 Postal Service
The Replacements - OutKast - The Knife - HAIM - Bonobo - Afghan Whigs - The Glitch Mob - The Cult - Shlohmo - Waxahatchee - Wye Oak
Queens of the Stone Age - Pharrell Williams - Pet Shop Boys - Empire of the Sun - Fatboy Slim - Nas - Kid Cudi - Warpaint - Mogwai - Foxygen - The Dismemberment Plan - Blood Orange
Arcade Fire - Beck - Neutral Milk Hotel - Disclosure - Motorhead - Duck Sauce - Little Dragon - Toy Dolls - Fishbone - Superchunk - Daughter - Surfer Blood
Last nights episode was fucking awesome.
Yup, best comedy on TV.
All of his lines last night were pure gold.
Saw this on facebook. Also saw that it's on one of the daft punk threads, but this needs to be circulated more. This is one of the best things I've seen in a very long time.
Why ______________________ ?
2015 Coachella FF Team = OBJYNOriginally Posted by Coachella FAQ;
Today I ate this:
"If anyone wants to talk to me about any of my other interests — woodworking, novels about tall ships, meat..."
Quite possibly the best Ron Swanson quote (or episode) in the history of Ron Swanson.
My boyfriend doesn't like TV at all, but he LOVES Ron Swanson. If Ron Swanson worked with metal instead of wood, he and my boyfriend would be THE SAME PERSON. When Ron made Leslie's and Ben's rings for the wedding episode, and then went onto explain it in the closing teaser, boyfriend turned to me with the biggest, most goofy grin of glee because that's seriously him. I have definitely heard him say "People who buy things are suckers" more than once in our relationship.
He now talks about how he wants to go apprentice at Nick Offerman's woodshop — which, of course, I'd totally support because duh.