Horseman #84: Beverage Pretension
What's that? You don't drink cheap beer? Oh, unless it's dollar beer night. Or if someone else is paying. Or if there's a game on, right? That makes sense, though. Because every cultural highground needs a game-day exception and a someone else's tab exception and a dollar beer night exception, yeah? It's fine, refusing to drink cheap beer except when you don't refuse to drink it makes you really interesting, so I get why you wouldn't want to compromise your strict adherence to that code. I don't want to make waves, maybe we should just grab a coffee? There's a Starbucks on the corner right there. We could…oh. No, I don't think it's run by barefoot Hondurans. Wait, milk their own soy? Is that even a real process? I don't think that's a real thing. It is? You do? I didn't even know you could get a bachelor's degree in soy. Oh, a certificate. Well, that makes a little more sense. Still, the other place is two miles away, don't you think we should just go here? Well, they might have agave nectar. Shut up, your larynx won't swell shut if they don't. Seriously? Seriously? Man, that's a crazy fucking allergy. Maybe we should just go grab a bottle of wine. Any preference? Oh. Oh, that much preference. And nothing else will do, huh? That larynx of yours sure is delicate, you terrible terrible fucking person you.
Horseman #37: Nano Shoots Video
Of fucking course it does. Of. Fucking. Course. It. Does.