I don't give a fuck what anyone says about you, xanman86. You are one of my all-time favs! Happy birthday, bitch.
Originally Posted by footixy
Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
Originally Posted by mrhand
... Keep fucking that chicken.
Originally Posted by fakekvnty
All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
I don't think anyone says anything about xanman
Originally Posted by ruetheday
I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
Originally Posted by Devin the Dude
you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
... and what a sad day it is for that.
Originally Posted by SepaGroove
You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.
Originally Posted by psychic friend
the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
Originally Posted by Boourns
A bag of doritos > RHCP > getting kicked in the balls > Mumford & Sons > skinned alive > Macklemore
Originally Posted by elliottb
Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.
Happy (belated) Birthday Xanman86!
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
Happy Birthday, xan. Hope it's filled with awesome tv reruns!
Originally Posted by M Sparks
It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
Originally Posted by TomAz
hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.
Originally Posted by alpha_q_up
a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
Originally Posted by captncrzy
You can't go in until late on the first day because you can't hang?
You giant pussy.
Coachellas attended: 2007-present