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    Thumbs up i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    yeap feel free to ask away... im a coachella vet, mothafuckers
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    Careful.

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    How does it feel to walk around the polo fields with a goon cup stuck halfway up your ass?

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    i know how you think its fun to fit a goon cup all the way up your ass, so i see how half way would be tough for you... especially walking around on the polo fields.. i recommend going to see indio pd about this... they are known for sticking things both completely and half way up peoples asses. and also walking around the polo fields.. good luck with that FUCKER.
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    RATM fan?

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    Vet with only 31 posts??

    BE A DICK!
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    was a huge ratm fan.. but ive kinda lost interest in them as of late.. i think i got too many douses of them.. muthafuker!

    and i am not a message board whore yet hoe.
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    You didn't answer my question. Let's not turn this into the "I will answer any questions about Coachella or I will be a dick about it..." thread.

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    Default Re: i will answer any questions about coachella and i will be a dick about it...

    But why male models?

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    i like friends. How can i find and make some at Coachella?

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    I think I would enjoy some cashews
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

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    @Tandemind - i answered your question to the fullest extent, it was mapped out your lazy ass just needs to stop jerking yourself off and do some shit yourself, you are whats wrong with the world nig... lets not blame others for our heartships. ha

    @Fourthisto - your gonna have to rephrase your question buddy.

    @ivankay - people like cashews... look for someone who wants cashews and buy them cashews @ coachella...

    i deserve more than one star for entertaining you bitches
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    yeap fell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    But why male models?


    This deserves some recognition lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by frijolesx View Post
    i deserve more than one star for entertaining you bitches
    i am fully un-entertained. go die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frijolesx View Post
    heartships

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    Hey! I do have a legit q. I'm camping at Elduardo, but we have 2 carss and only one car pass

    Any ideas where I can stash a car during coachella??? Coming from OC

    danke

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    Yeap, fells like another slow day on the board.
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    Are there alot of drugs at this fest?
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Are Caifanes the reason Coachella sold out?

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    Im thinking of taking some inserts for my shoes, like dr.scholls or something, will Crystal Castles suck live this year?

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    @nycmiss - there is a walmart parking lot east of the polo fields (about a mile away)... theres rumors that you can park your car there for the weekend.. or im sure u can pay some muthafucker to park in front of their house

    @fatbastard -- touche

    @frizzlefry - yes, i hear they 'force feed you drugs when you enter the venue'

    @Tandemind - no, idiot but they played a factor

    @exemef - you should try running out barefoot... the polo fields are lush. Crystal castles will be no different than there other performances... but if you are nibble enough and get to the front of cc, alice will be drinking a costco-sized bottle of grey goose that she will eagerly share with you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    But why male models?
    Only funny post in this thread
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    NOW WE WILL RUN THEM!"
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    1st does your mother knows you like sucking dick?
    2nd do you suck dick for free?

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    ahahahahahahhahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by frijolesx View Post
    was a huge ratm fan.. but ive kinda lost interest in them as of late.. i think i got too many douses of them.. muthafuker!
    and i am not a message board whore yet hoe.
    Yet? Don't tell me that you're gonna go flashing your tits across the internet too...

    Quote Originally Posted by nycmiss View Post
    Hey! I do have a legit q. I'm camping at Elduardo, but we have 2 carss and only one car pass
    Any ideas where I can stash a car during coachella??? Coming from OC
    danke
    Elduardo has a music festival also?

    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Yeap, fells like another slow day on the board.
    I thought so too, Henry... Hey! Wanna go to a music festival in Elduardo instead?
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    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate the feet off my rooster.... Would that technically mean you have 2 feet of my cock in your ass?
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    If I had an old joke and tried and failed to make it funny, would you hold it against me?
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    How much alcohol can I bring

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    im sure this has been discussed before but, can you bring in an empty water bottle/ camelback onto the festival grounds?

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