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    Default Tips for drink cheap (PAISANOS)

    how much cost a beer, tequila, whisky, vodka, agualoca. And better way to drink into the fest. And wich is the price for food ?

    Cuanto cuesta la cerveza, tequila, whisky, vodka, agualoca. Cual es la mejor forma de tomar de la manera mas economica ?

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    No liquor, beer is $8. You're best sneaking in liquor yourself.
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    There is NO way to get drinks cheap inside.

    They're $6 per beer and it flows fast.

    The only sneaking in of drinks I've seen is a fake sunscreen bottle that was filled....that's the only one I've seen.

    They'll check your bags for drinks...and to be honest ...getting drunk at this festival is a BAD idea....

    Hot sun and Drinking Heavy = Sun Burned Fool who misses day 2 because they are hung over....and trying to recover if you are in the tents....you WILL be MISERABLE! The hot heat won't stop...there is no shade or cool areas to cool off, there is no water to get to or asprin to take...no stores nearby to get essentials for recovery.

    be smart

    Have fun....but know if you get drunk...the next day is HELL and you'll fell like Coachella IS HELL if you are hungover in your tent the next day...
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    how much cost a beer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harrisment View Post
    how much cost a beer?
    He's trying his best, don't even TRYYYYYY to pretend like you don't know what he's tryyyying to say. That is all bye!
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    Lol, didn't want to tempt myself to drive over there right now and didnt even look at the damn donut

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    What was the beer they served last year? Heineken? Warm Heineken in the sun doesn't get better with the more you drink. I hope Coors or Bud win the bid for 2011.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baily View Post
    There is NO way to get drinks cheap inside.

    They're $6 per beer and it flows fast.

    The only sneaking in of drinks I've seen is a fake sunscreen bottle that was filled....that's the only one I've seen.

    They'll check your bags for drinks...and to be honest ...getting drunk at this festival is a BAD idea....

    Hot sun and Drinking Heavy = Sun Burned Fool who misses day 2 because they are hung over....and trying to recover if you are in the tents....you WILL be MISERABLE! The hot heat won't stop...there is no shade or cool areas to cool off, there is no water to get to or asprin to take...no stores nearby to get essentials for recovery.

    be smart

    Have fun....but know if you get drunk...the next day is HELL and you'll fell like Coachella IS HELL if you are hungover in your tent the next day...
    Did you see where this dude is from? Drinking in the sun is a well-practiced art down there.

    Regardless, many of us have gotten drunk many times at the festival with few adverse effects. Just don't start too early or get blackout drunk and you'll be alright.

    EDIT: There are tons of ways to get in liquor, bringing it in a sunscreen bottle is not one of them. Fukcing gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Did you see where this dude is from? Drinking in the sun is a well-practiced art down there.

    Regardless, many of us have gotten drunk many times at the festival with few adverse effects. Just don't start too early or get blackout drunk and you'll be alright.

    EDIT: There are tons of ways to get in liquor, bringing it in a sunscreen bottle is not one of them. Fukcing gross.
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    Lol, didn't want to tempt myself to drive over there right now and didnt even look at the damn donut

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    In regards to sneaking in liquor, your best option is probably water bottles. They basically dont want you to have glass, so if you can maneuver that, your good.
    Im a vodka drinker and we bought a case of water bottles took the center ones out, filled 'em, marked 'em with a V put em back in order all whilst keeping the plastic wrap in tact aaaand....good to go!

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    /\ Applies to camping on the premises...

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    And the award for best first post ever goes to d..r..u..m......r..o..l..l......

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    What was the beer they served last year? Heineken? Warm Heineken in the sun doesn't get better with the more you drink. I hope Coors or Bud win the bid for 2011.


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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    No liquor, beer is $8. You're best sneaking in liquor yourself.
    Coulda sworn the mexican food places in the beer gardens had margaritas. For like $12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefrush View Post
    Coulda sworn the mexican food places in the beer gardens had margaritas. For like $12.
    I think you are right! But that margarita mix, with all its sugary grossness, is no bueno for hydration purposes.

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    Yeah im from desert of mexico

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    Quote Originally Posted by baily View Post
    There is NO way to get drinks cheap inside.

    They're $6 per beer and it flows fast.

    The only sneaking in of drinks I've seen is a fake sunscreen bottle that was filled....that's the only one I've seen.

    They'll check your bags for drinks...and to be honest ...getting drunk at this festival is a BAD idea....

    Hot sun and Drinking Heavy = Sun Burned Fool who misses day 2 because they are hung over....and trying to recover if you are in the tents....you WILL be MISERABLE! The hot heat won't stop...there is no shade or cool areas to cool off, there is no water to get to or asprin to take...no stores nearby to get essentials for recovery.

    be smart

    Have fun....but know if you get drunk...the next day is HELL and you'll fell like Coachella IS HELL if you are hungover in your tent the next day...
    I don't agree with this at all, of course you don't wanna get all shit faced but I sneak in 2 flask of vodka everyday for the last three years and I mix it with frozen lemonades and stay buzzing all day

    great way to spend less money and less time at the heineken garden
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    keister it!!!!
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    I pour alcohol in to a zip-lock bag then put it into another zip-lock bag then tape them to the inside of my cargo shorts. then buy a drink and mix

    Make sure you use the name brand and or dubble zip bags because one year I used the shitty 99 cent ziplocks and it spilled out on to the front of my shorts before the gate check. The guard thought i pissed my pants and just waived me though. goo dthing I always tape two vodka baggies into my shorts.

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    haha rad! at least someone is as big an alcoholic as I am!!
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    Buy an inexpensive cheap flask ($2)

    crotch it.

    the end.

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    I also used cheap flasks for my scotch. I put 2 of them in my back brace each day, one guard felt my back and I just simply told him it was a back brace, he passed me through without a second thought.
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    Take xanex. Drink 2 beers. Could nine.


    .. but seriously don't. You'll prob die out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by le cab View Post
    Buy an inexpensive cheap flask ($2)

    crotch it.

    the end.

    compra un frasco de licor.
    poner en el culo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    I also used cheap flasks for my scotch. I put 2 of them in my back brace each day, one guard felt my back and I just simply told him it was a back brace, he passed me through without a second thought.
    I tucked a good sized flask in the center of my back on two nights last year and didn't have a single issue. It was nice and cold on my back too, felt awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rAnimatorX2 View Post
    Take xanex. Drink 2 beers. Could nine.


    .. but seriously don't. You'll prob die out there.
    Drink 20 more beers... Still on could nine.
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    What the hell is could 9??
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    Si te quieres poner trolas, puedes empesar a tomar en el auto ya que llegen pa que no los paren por manejar tomados. Te llevas tu llelera en la cajuela con tus chelas o liqor y antes de entrar te hechas unas. Si quieres tomar mas cuando entres, no te sale tan caro.

    Es mejor que sepas a que hora y que dia van a toqar los artistas que quieras ver pa que no te los pierdas.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleysin View Post
    What the hell is could 9??
    Cloud 9 is my guess
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Drink less.

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    DRINK LESS ?
    But what kind of comment is that

    pero que tipo de comentario es ese.

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