So I tried to experiment with ranch tonight.... with my chicken tamales.
It's a no-go.
Somewhat in the same vein, I got a carnitas taco for lunch, and forgot to tell them to put sour cream on it. I.. really like sour cream on tacos. But it was okay, because I had some at home.
It turned out to be spoiled. I didn't want to eat the taco without it, but it was REALLY spoiled. I put vanilla yogurt on it, deciding it was really a texture thing.
You don't want to know how good it was.
It was really good with carnitas. The sweetness turned out to be a tasty, tasty thing.
I'm not sure how I missed this thread before, but I challenge someone to find something I wouldn't at least TRY putting ranch on. My favorite thing is to get a piece of cheese and roll up a piece of cold cut deli meat and pickle spear in it and then then dip it in ranch.
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
Sometimes you think that the pour spout is on your bottle of ranch dressing but it gets stuck to the top of the lid and so large globs of ranch dressing come out on on your food and you're like well, that's not as much ranch as I originally intended to spurt out but now that it's here let's fucking do this thing.
Sometimes your friends throw you a RANCH PARTY.
I thought about you the other day, Cara, as I was making side dishes for a bbq.
The potato salad had a mixture of mayo and ranch.
The tortellini salad was just strictly ranch for the dressing.
My mom makes homemade ranch that will stomp anything else you have ever had. Promise.
People like you can drink it straight from the jar. Yes it's in a mason jar.
I had no idea fried chicken was so good in ranch. I'm a convert.
There's this home made ranch at Duluth Grill that I could drink out of the jar.
Goat, send some to me. I'll give ya my address haha
I think guedita should turn "I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese" into a rap song.
Pretty much anything that is fried goes good with ranch.
Will you fucktards stop telling me what other sauces you like? I don't give a shit.
The only acceptable substitution for Hidden Valley ranch is home made ranch.
NO LOW FAT BULLSHIT.
This just reminded me that a friend of mine has an annual "ranch-off" homemade ranch contest and pool party. Last year there were something like 7 contestants and they were all pretty delicious.
I thought I was the only one who liked yellow mustard on popcorn... Glad to know that's not true.
In the little town I grew up in up in Oregon every deli/convenience store you went to had a chicken and jojo combo. Jojos are just big fat potato wedges and they would serve it to you with ranch and catsup. One time my catsup got mixed into my ranch for my jojos and it was the best fucking thing ever. I would still eat it all the time if I didn't know how fucking full of fat ranch dressing is.
I can get you just the herbs ma uses. She mixes them herself and then you can add your buttermilk or whatever. She's got bags of the mixed herbs lookin like dope.
More ammunition for my claim that Oregon (except for Portland and Eugene) is interchangeable from rural Ohio / West Virginia / etc. Sometimes when we were cheap we'd just get the jojos. I liked them with BBQ sauce though.
I feel like Cara would go gay for the love of ranch. Maybe your friend feels similarly?
Ranch is one of the most revolting things on Earth. I know I'm in the minority as far as that goes. Cara, you disgust me.
Also, I didn't know hot sauce was so damn popular. I always just thought it was used in case of emergency. Emergency being that nobody has any green chile.