Pretty much everything on this thread is revolting.
A bowl of croutons with ranch dumped on top of them is my idea of a salad.
I want all these nasty things...but I know they are the devil.
I can eat bbq sauce on just about anything. Also, the best everyday every-use hot sauce is CHOLULA.
Somewhat recently they made a chipotle version that blows my fucking mind. Eggs and hashbrowns and forzen pizza will never be the same.
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GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.
I suppose now is as good a time as any to confess that when I was 18 I went on a cruise and got really drunk and told everyone in the room that I wanted to have sex in a large tub full of mayonaise because it was my favorite condiment ever.
One of the young gents in the room then called up room service and tried to get a bunch of mayo packets delivered.
I <3 ranch.
I even put it in my eggs.
Got the idea from this breakfast place in Connecticut.
They have an omelet that has bacon, cheddar and ranch in it.
Ranch... the third condiment!
I prefer my mac n cheese with hotdogs in it. I have a friend who's favorite "broke" meal is mac and cheese with tuna and ramen seasoning, kind makes me wanna vomit.
This should go in the cooking thread, but I know how you Americans think poutine is weird.
I made poutine for brunch this morning. IT WAS DELICIOUS!
I have to stop my wife from putting Mint Sauce on just about everything I cook - fish, pork,chicken breast, beef rissoles - the list goes on. Come to think of maybe she just detests my cooking... Guess who who can feed & water herself from now on !
I am American and fucking love poutine!
Mixing Mayo and ketchup together and dipping your fries into them is where it's at
Corn flakes in half-and-half w/ a healthy dollop of strawberry jam.
and make sure it's summer sausage like the kind these people make: http://korte-meats.com/