I put Ranch on my Macaroni and Cheese

[xanman86]

I've always enjoyed it on raw veggies, but dousing wings, pizza, and cubes of cheddar cheese is a new & dirty experience for me.

Do yourself a favor and have an orgasmic experience doing this at Wing Stop asap.

[marooko]

"Its either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother."

[marooko]

I hate ranch.

[TomAz]

"Its either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother."

Joey Diaz wins the thread. "Yeah that's good if you're a fuckin hillbilly and want the taste of ass in your mouth all fucking day."

[guedita]

This thread isn't a competition, Tom.

[TomAz]

oh don't give me your hippie flower shit cara.

[greghead]

Don't try to force your patriarchy on us, man. HATE CRIME!!!!!


And for the record, bleu cheese is the oppressive yoke of Old World traditionalism. This is Americatown, pal. You can keep your swishy French mold-dressing to yourself.

[guedita]

We're all winners. And losers. Depending on what side of the spectrum. Or. Whatever.

[getbetter]

Ugh This just reminds me Im missing Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan,Joey Diaz all in one night. In December.

So have we decided who makes the best Ranch?

[guedita]

Joe Rogan doesn't even miss Joe Rogan.

[greghead]

We're all winners. And losers. Depending on what side of the spectrum. Or. Whatever.

We should smoke more hash.

[guedita]

We should smoke more hash.

You know where I work, hombre.

[ocbruin84]

I ask for extra tartar sauce to dip my fries in at McDonalds.

[getbetter]

I was cleaning my room and found a Mac & Cheeza menu.I knew the downtown place was close but there is another place in Eagle Rock now.
http://macandcheeza.com/

[guedita]

That menu says nothing about ranch, though!

[getbetter]

You can always bring your own.Also I didn't tell you about you this kinda because for that reason.zif you want ill send a open letter complaining about why there is a lack of Hidden Valley Ranch on the menu.

[JorgeC]

Went to The Habit for lunch and dipped my onion rings in ranch. that is all.

[guedita]

If you can't think of anything to get your loved ones for the holidays, you can always mail me a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch.

[Courtney]

I made it all the way through page 8 of this thread before my need to puke was so strong that I had to stop reading.

Also, I would like to suggest that it should be "blue cheese" or "fromage bleu," and not "bleu cheese." Bleu cheese is just wrong.

[RotationSlimWang]

If you can't think of anything to get your loved ones for the holidays, you can always mail me a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch.

... suppose a guy dipped his dick in Ranch... how would you handle it?

[SepaGroove]

.....I'm waiting in anticipation.

[guedita]

I prefer my dick plain.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I prefer mine wet

[SepaGroove]

Had some pizza last night and slapped some Hidden Valley on that bitch.

[ThatGirl]

Buffalo chicken wrap with ranch for lunch.

[unit300021]

Late night Denny's grilled cheese with ranch.

[guedita]

None of those things are macaroni and cheese and ranch dressing you fuck faces.

[Neighborhood Creep]

None of those things are macaroni and cheese and ranch dressing you fuck faces.

Well, I have one piece of my Mac n Cheese meatloaf left and in honor of this thread I will use Hidden Valley ranch instead of ketchup.

[SepaGroove]

Well, I have one piece of my Mac n Cheese meatloaf left and in honor of this thread I will use Hidden Valley ranch instead of ketchup.

Yeah and it will be gross.

Ranch is a fantastic dressing, and goes well with a lot of shit. But Mac n Cheese isn't one of em.

[guedita]

Exit this thread and this galaxy.