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    Default Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday bitches.

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    Happy Birthday, sir.

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    Happy birthday stud!
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Raveski... amateur. Have an acceptable time.

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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Oh. This guy. Happy birthday, I guess.

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    Happy Birthday, meanie.
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    One day we will get drunk.Happy Birthday MJA!!!!!
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Happy Birthday MJA!

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    Happy birthday asshole
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    1. I will only wish you a happy birthday between the hours of 3pm and 6pm.
    2. You must say the words "Dave Wang is dead" for me to wish you a happy birthday. If you say anything else beforehand you will not be wished a happy birthday.
    3. If I am raving super hard, I will not wish you happy birthday.
    4. I reserve the right to not wish you a happy birthday for any reason whatsover.

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    I'd post a pic of a hot lady for you, but I honestly have no clue what you find attractive. So happy birthday, sans hot lady.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Awesomeness was spawned from woman this day. Praise the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    I'd post a pic of a hot lady for you, but I honestly have no clue what you find attractive. So happy birthday, sans hot lady.

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    I shout your name during.
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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    no.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Happy birthday old man.

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    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves! Minus bar mitzvah plus birthday.
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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Jay! It was awesome meeting you at Coachella this year.....until the next time!

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    That reminds me...Last year's gift...
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    Happy Birthday, sexy.

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    Heppy birthday sex machine!
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    CIGAR GUY BAR CRAWL! WOOOO!
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    Default Re: Hey bitches, wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday.

    Would it kill you to buy a few frozen lemonades? Fuck.

    Oh, happy birthday.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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