I will kill six orphaned baby angles if she shows her face on the lineup. Thats a crowd I am not prepared to deal with. But I have decided If she must come than she may only on one condition.
Lady Gaga performs mainstage.
Daft Punk performs Sahara (A stretch I know, Daft Punk is a mainstage performer, but we have to think, what self-respecting usual sahara goer wouldnt see Daft Punk? There is no electronic act that will rival them, therefore to justify my girlish dreams I shall stick them in the Sahara.)
Anyways. Gaga will thin out the Daft Punk crowd leaving me free to dance to beautiful musique, far away from the love games and disco sticks.
Thats some big headliners for one night, but this is a purely hypothetical situation.