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    I need to hire an interpreter. Seriously.

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    我需要雇用口译员。 严重。
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Cantonese or Mandarin? I feel like I might know people but that's the obvious thing they'll ask me.
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    What ever this is. I need someone to run Chinese auctions for me.

    http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=6235479449

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Use a translator program. The first line reads "Hello, welcome to Taobao! Please Login Register "
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    So you need someone that can read and write in Chinese? That's a much different request than looking for someone who speaks it. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Yeah I guess. I need someone that can navigate that site and sell headphones and send me the orders so I can ship them. It will probably be mostly commission at 1st. It could end up being very lucrative.

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    I'm putting the question out there. I'll let you know.
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    Lots of Chinese use http://www.ioffer.com/ & it's in English.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    In LA you cant find a chinese kid looking to make a few bucks?


    If you need help with Korean I can help you.

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    Yeah was going to go to CL next. Just figured I would start here. Is there a Korean auction site?

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    You need someone go pee pee in your coke?
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    my favorite is "feel your cock?"

    ie "refill your coke?"


    If there is a korean auction site and you need help im there for you.

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    Chow mien.

    Mine is..."You wanta fuck?"

    You want a fork?

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    Poo poo platter.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Poo poo platter.
    That's Hawaiian.
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    This guy will help you out. Seriously.
    http://www.chopstickart.com/about-us-i-2.html

    Tell him Wes sent you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    my favorite is "feel your cock?"

    ie "refill your coke?"


    If there is a korean auction site and you need help im there for you.
    what is this?

    http://www.auction.co.kr/

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    Jeff, I take all the blame for the derailing of your thread into an abyss of making fun of the way Chinese people talk. I couldn't help it.
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    I actually saw an Asian guy yesterday wearing a shirt that said "I Speak Engrish." It was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    Looks korean to me.

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    i can't help

    but if you have work for an Arabic interpreter (read/write/translate) or any number of romance languages, I'm your man.


    edit: and that is definitely Korean
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    saw a pin, like those small ones people put on jackets with band names on em, that said "I know karate and seven other different languages" on it. Still not sure exactly what it means.
    *there are plans, but they have no dates*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    i can't help

    but if you have work for an Arabic interpreter (read/write/translate) or any number of romance languages, I'm your man.


    edit: and that is definitely Korean
    was it the "kr" at the end of the link that gave it away???

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    yea but i looked further to make sure i wasnt jumping to conclusions.. the prospect of a .kr site written chinese doesn't blow my mind one bit. Koreans and Chinese exchange quite a bit of pirated materials, after all.
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    Like swords and booty?

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    Not even close to funny.
    5/01 - Sleater-Kinney - Palladium
    5/03 - Lightning Bolt/Liturgy - Echoplex
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