"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
Meg Whitman "I speant $142 million to be the governor and All I got was a t-shirt that reads 'Jerry Brown called me a whore'"
as overheard on CNN re: Whitman's loss
Anderson Cooper: "She spent $140 million of her own money."
CNN Talking Head: "I could have lost that race for only $80 million"
Jerry Brown sounded like he hadn't given one single thought to what he was going to say just now. Alluding to his wife, "who needs a plan when you've got the best planner there is?"
My extremely conservative father noted last week "I'll stay up until Harry Reid loses then I'll go to bed."
Dudley and Kitz have both given really douchey and overconfident "I'm winning" speeches and now Dudley's chuckling nasally like he just pantsed someone in the locker room. Everybody stop it.
Though I will say that Kitzhaber was plenty friendly and actually a little funny when we talked yesterday. Dudley's never joked with me personally. These are important distinctions.
obama has been humbled. thank fucking god
UNDERWORLD - 2015 - THE PRODIGY
Jerry Brown is back stage with a joint in this hand...
Brown to staffer "Did I win?"
Staffer "Looks like it"
Brown "Did 19 win"
Staffer "To close to call"
Brown "So can I fire this shit up or not that's what I need to know"
Staffer "Well your Governor elect, you can kind of do whatever the hell you want"
Brown "Yeah but I want to fire this up on stage and tell that Whitman what a WHORE she is"
Staffer "im the one that we decided called her a whore, not you, remember?"
Brown "Oh, but now that I won I mean I can't get recalled for calling her a whore anymore can I? Either way, I really hope 19 passes, last time I was Governor I had to hide my stash all the time, thats bogus"
Washingtonians are idiots. Two years form now, anyone who bitches about state government 'not doing enough' needs a swift kick in the teeth.
[An initiative that requires a 2/3 majority in the legislature to pass any new taxes (I-1053) passed tonight, ironically, by nearly 2/3 of the vote.... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU]
Tim Eyman needs to be hung from the highest limb.
UNDERWORLD - 2015 - THE PRODIGY
Sometimes I wish we were athenians. But then I look at the financial state of Athens et all and then I'm all, "eh, could be worse..."
Speaking of, those fuckers better not sink the EURO. We'd all be fucked again. Recession (2010-11 remix)
**Fun fact: Goldman Sachs was the financial firm the Greek gov't hired to help them scam the EU out of billions worth of loans they knew they couldn't repay.... and it all comes full circle.
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Rand Paul's speech was great. He said don't count on him to create jobs and expect him to fight against government job creation. Leave it to business to create business.
Fresh ideas coming from the right.
99% reporting Medical Marijuana is losing by about 6,600 votes in AZ.
So close yet so far...
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
Hopefully we won't have any more muslims from Kenya trying to bring socialism to the USA.