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    Took Corinna's suggestion and made a thread.

    Girls, why don't you bring a jacket when you know it's going to be cold out? I know you're just going to ask for mine.
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    Why do you go to the bathroom in pairs? What goes on in there?
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    They want you to make a romantic gesture. Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Why do you go to the bathroom in pairs? What goes on in there?
    We talk shit about everyone who's not in the bathroom with us. We also borrow each other's makeup/hair spray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    Girls, why don't you bring a jacket when you know it's going to be cold out? I know you're just going to ask for mine.
    There is a chest hair joke in here somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    They want you to make a romantic gesture. Duh.
    I don't think that's very romantic.

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    There is a chest hair joke in here somewhere.
    Hahaha. I was speaking hypothetically... my chest hair provides enough warmth for all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Why do you go to the bathroom in pairs? What goes on in there?
    Why do you all look at me funny when I say "Okay," until I feel so uncomfortable I announce that I, too, have to go to the bathroom?

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    That's because you're a guy
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    Offering a girl your jacket is very romantic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    I don't think that's very romantic.
    Girls consider it romantic because you're sacrificing your own warmth for theirs.

    My recent ex-girlfriend HATED it when i constantly demanded that she bring a jacket everywhere with here hahaha.
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    What the hell do you want?

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    Plenty of other, more original ways to be romantic.

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    I usually bring my own damn jacket. If not I might complain a bit but I suck it up.

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    That's too broad a question that would require too long an answer for my usual quips
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Offering a girl your jacket is very romantic.
    Did that once in high school, and then she left it on the ferry.

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    Am I weird because I'd rather be cold than borrow a guy's jacket? I mean unless he isn't using it, but I hate to have a guy take off their jacket for me.
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    I always bring my jacket but sometimes I am cold anyways. AC is very cold here sometimes.
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    Ditto, Kylie. I just feel stupid that I didn't plan ahead.
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    It's also because we want you to f us and have designed our outfit in anyway that hopefully will achieve that goal but a jacket often gets in the way and covers up skin. It makes no sense.

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    BTW, I wasn't being 100% serious with my first post. I just made this thread so we could stop bothering the girls in their thread.

    FUCKING ROMANTIC RIGHT THERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's also because we want you to f us and have designed our outfit in anyway that hopefully will achieve that goal but a jacket often gets in the way and covers up skin. It makes no sense.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's also because we want you to f us and have designed our outfit in anyway that hopefully will achieve that goal but a jacket often gets in the way and covers up skin. It makes no sense.
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    WHY ARE YOU BITCHES SO DUMB? AND IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO MAKE A SANDWICH? FUCK. QUIT COMPLAINING. I PAY THE GOD DAMN RENT.

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    Cara has the best answer.
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    Agreed.

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    Actually yeah sometimes strategic "forgetting" of a jacket can lead to OH I'M COLD PLEASE PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME AND ALSO TOUCH MY BOOBS AND LET'S HAVE SEX.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It's also because we want you to f us and have designed our outfit in anyway that hopefully will achieve that goal
    Why do you (not you, Cara, all of you) think you need to design anything to get laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Actually yeah sometimes strategic "forgetting" of a jacket can lead to OH I'M COLD PLEASE PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME AND ALSO TOUCH MY BOOBS AND LET'S HAVE SEX.
    True, but I don't really want to date someone who wants to fuck on the first date.

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    You didn't specify that the jacket-forgetting was on the first date. I think it's generally employed later. I mean, if you want to fuck on the first date there's no point forgetting a jacket to get the ball rolling, you might as well just go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    True, but I don't really want to date someone who wants to fuck on the first date.
    I used to feel the same way.

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