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    My dad once got his foot flatened when a cow stepped on it, he just took a bike pump and blew that shit back up
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Unless daddy touched your butthole, its time to move on.

    I don't think 2 assholes touching make the world go round, J~$$$$...
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    I better stop. I feel like I'm tainting the thread now.
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
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    If that pun was intended I'd be obligated to deliver props.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    If that pun was intended I'd be obligated to deliver props.
    Start delivering...
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    I don't buy it. Just like my dad didn't buy it when he just walked to San Francisco and took the Golden Gate Bridge. Sorry commuters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    I mean my dad ate a live hog once and shat out a luau.
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    Best Luau ever.
    Why do I get the feeling Brokendoll responded with something like "best pooau ever."
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$$ View Post
    Like I said.

    Did he break his back? Lose the toe?
    I just want to make sure we're calling him a pussy for the right reasons. I think he dislocated a disc and to this day his toe is terrifying to look at.

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    Dislocated a disc and has gnarly toe........


    My dad went in a bear den to retrieve my Frisbee and came out with no leg and a new fur coat.

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    and still had time to throw around the disc while waiting for the rangers come rescue the stranded hikers he saved a few min earlier.

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    Fact; your dad cried one too many times.

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    Dear Dad,

    I love you, you giant crying pussy.

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    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
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    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
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    The only time I ever saw my Dad cry was at my wedding. Stunned, I was.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Are you sure he wasn't just flushing out his eyes? Because if he was crying......

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    Of course he was flushing out his eyes! What kind of a pussy cries at his daughter's wedding??? Pffffftt.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    A giant one
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