Michael Jackson was supposed to play that role. Seriously.
I remember Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Sega Genesis
From wikipedia -- "The story, which is taken from the Moonwalker film, follows Michael, using various music and dance related abilities, on a quest to save kidnapped children from the hands of the evil "Mr. Big". "
Originally Posted by guedita
And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome
Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.