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    A classy woman is like a turtle: They don't often get on their backs but when they do, they stay there a long time .....................................just to let you know, I'm always somewhere ..... off to Seattle tomorrow ....... cr****
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    Turtles die if they get stuck on their backs. You really need to shut up, Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Turtles die if they get stuck on their backs. You really need to shut up, Ron.
    I have two healthy big big turtles so again I post from personal experience not just posting for the fuck of it .... ......I do agree if they were on their backs for a very long time they would die dah ...........cr****
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    You fucking numb skull. If a turtle is left on it's back in the wild crows will eat it alive through the softer underbelly
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    did you fuck those turtles as well, or were they too old?
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    If a turtle gets left on its back, an old guy will come by and pay five bucks to the crow to fuck it.
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    I wanna know if the turtle is classy or not.

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    This all reads like Summerian legal code.

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    Nvm it's ok he talked to Rafael first
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    Someone I know from our local pub was found dead at home last night. He was a struggling alcoholic and had lost his job a couple of years back, and never really got it together after that. His wife and kids had left him. His ex called the bar because she hadn't heard from him in a while and wondered if anyone had seen him. A friend of mine went with her to his home and found him; I guess it had been a few days. My ex and I were talking about him about 6 months back. My ex said, "He's the guy they're gonna find dead in his house after a few days of no-one knowing where he is." I feel sick.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I can't seem to locate the first world problems thread. Link?
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Someone I know from our local pub was found dead at home last night. He was a struggling alcoholic and had lost his job a couple of years back, and never really got it together after that. His wife and kids had left him. His ex called the bar because she hadn't heard from him in a while and wondered if anyone had seen him. A friend of mine went with her to his home and found him; I guess it had been a few days. My ex and I were talking about him about 6 months back. My ex said, "He's the guy they're gonna find dead in his house after a few days of no-one knowing where he is." I feel sick.
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    I can't seem to locate the first world problems thread. Link?
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    Speaking of first world problems. I want this clock.

    http://store.biegertfunk.com/us/


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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Speaking of first world problems. I want this clock.

    http://store.biegertfunk.com/us/

    $1,500 are you kidding me? You know how many Mexican hookers you could get for that? Ron could you please provide the answer?
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    Yeah I don't think they're carrying it at WalMart just yet.

    I really like the stainless steel one:

    Last edited by TomAz; 05-31-2014 at 08:43 PM.

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    That is cool. The steel one looks like it might be hard to read from certain angles though.

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    Apparently, the Reddit Coachella FB group has even less tolerance for my antics than this board does. And also a really weird affection for the border patrol? Confusing.
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    There's a reddit Coachella FB group? Heh.

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    Oh dude, you gotta hop in there. I'm having to tread a little lightly because of my business stuff, but if I'd had you as an accomplice we really would have had a blast this morning.
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    I saw that pop up on my facebook.

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    My Grandma emailed me with an update about my uncle and cousin who were in the serious car wreck.

    He gets into a wheel chair with the help of a broad. Don't ask me how they do it.

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    hah. it takes a special kind of broad.

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    At least he's Rollin'.

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    2/28: SALES @ Brick and Mortar
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    3/1: Holly Herndon @ The Lab
    3/6: Steffi, Virginia @ Mighty
    3/14: Simian Mobile Disco b2b Roman Flugel, JPhlip @ PW
    3/23: HINDS @ Rickshaw Stop

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    I think by just cutting Buddah's Friskies Buffet portion by 1/4 for month I might get better results.

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    I hate you.

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    I hate kitty personal trainers.

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