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    I am selling my old Honda Element. My son has been driving it for a year and has driven the hell out of it. I put an ad on craigslist, the photos are of this beat up, dented, dirty car. Kelly blue book on it in fair condition is $5100, but I know it needs a lot of work so I said $2500 obo. I received 6 calls in 10 minutes and now have guys offering to pay me cash site unseen. They are all meeting me at my apartment after work. I am hoping I don't end up having people fighting over a piece of shit car that can't even drive at this moment. I should have said $4000.
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    audra, you are meeting a group of strange men at your apartment after work? I bet you could make a little extra $.

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    ewww.
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    audra, you are meeting a group of strange men at your apartment after work? I bet you could make a little extra $.
    haha. I am looking for some extra vegas cash... But ew. I AM NOT A WHOOORE.
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    My ex told me he slept with a couple whores. ugh.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Quelle suprise.

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    Prostitution is legal in France!
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    He feels bad about it now because he's all religious and crap.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    I get that it's legal in some places, but it doesn't make it less EW. I don't know if I could get past knowing someone slept with a hooker, I know I can't because I could never look at my ex roommate the same after he fucked the hooker in Vegas.
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    He made it sound like he really didn't have a good time. She was too high, he said.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    And the other he mentioned was a transsexual massage parlor whore.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    NOW WE'RE TALKING

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    He said the post-op vagina looked very fake.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    and he still hit that fake poon?

    wow, talk about following your dick

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    He's up for any adventure I guess. His ex was a total psycho and it made him a bit crazy too, I think.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Sigh, I still miss him, damnit.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Were they over 18?

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    the crazy ones are usually the most fun/hard to lose

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    Of course they were over 18. He's not a pedophile.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    He's been giving me anecdotal divorce/child custody advice, so that's nice I guess.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    If he were truly adventurous, he'd've gone for the pre-op.

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    Well, no because he already did that.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

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    ITT: amy discusses her ex-husband in detail. again.

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    The lines people draw never cease to crack me up.

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    Hey Ron, that shit was dope right? Cause it was "semi" legal. Tell us about it again, it's the talk of the forum you know.

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    A classy woman is like a turtle: They don't often get on their backs but when they do, they stay there a long time .....................................just to let you know, I'm always somewhere ..... off to Seattle tomorrow ....... cr****
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    Turtles die if they get stuck on their backs. You really need to shut up, Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Turtles die if they get stuck on their backs. You really need to shut up, Ron.
    I have two healthy big big turtles so again I post from personal experience not just posting for the fuck of it .... ......I do agree if they were on their backs for a very long time they would die dah ...........cr****
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    You fucking numb skull. If a turtle is left on it's back in the wild crows will eat it alive through the softer underbelly
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    did you fuck those turtles as well, or were they too old?

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