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    Does the guy in the passenger seat know he's gay yet?

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    Actually I just heard the part where you said (more whined, really) "maybe get a little cuddle session with the gf, if she's lucky and doesn't smell too bad, it's pretty hot out"

    Have you really taken a careful examination of your own sexuality, Sheldon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Actually I just heard the part where you said (more whined, really) "maybe get a little cuddle session with the gf, if she's lucky and doesn't smell too bad, it's pretty hot out"

    Have you really taken a careful examination of your own sexuality, Sheldon?
    Taken careful examination of, questioned, experimented with, struggled with...........I've done it all big guy.
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Tom, I think what Sheldorrr is tryin to say is that he's not afraid of suckin on a big fat hog when the mood is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    Tom, I think what Sheldorrr is tryin to say is that he's not afraid of suckin on a big fat hog when the mood is right.
    I think what blue devil is saying is that he's afraid of his own genitalia. We're all sorry for whatever mommy or daddy did, but you shouldn't be afraid of human sexuality. The body wants what it wants.

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    Damn Sheldorrr you're right man, I am afraid of my penis and I never realized it until now. Thanks for helping me achieve this breakthrough.

    Also great documentary, I never knew how humongous bores such as yourself and your group of friends experienced Coachella, now I know. Wonderful work, can't wait for the sequel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    Damn Sheldorrr you're right man, I am afraid of my penis and I never realized it until now. Thanks for helping me achieve this breakthrough.

    Also great documentary, I never knew how humongous bores such as yourself and your group of friends experienced Coachella, now I know. Wonderful work, can't wait for the sequel!
    Editing begins next week! Mark your calendar!

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    Thank you for the signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Thank you for the signature.
    Please add the link for the doc so people can see for themselves how boring we are.
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    On a side note Sheldorrrr, you can't be stealing Iceys signature like that. Not cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    Yes! Yeah we have a client set-up on our RFID equipment/software in Mall of America, but their shit is actually surprisingly working so I may not have to go after all. If I do go we should do that, though. I think Neighborhood Creep said something about grabbing a drink as well. I don't know if he's pseudo-intellectual or funny looking but I imagine our chances are pretty good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    On a side note Sheldorrrr, you can't be stealing Iceys signature like that. Not cool.
    You're right. I legitimately do not get aside from me being a general nuisance/obnoxious dumbass/person who is bad at the message board why icey does not like me so much. Like the only interactions we've had go something like this:

    Sheldon: normal conversation
    Other boardies: normal conversation
    One boardie: casual boardie joke about my sexuality or the shittiness of a movie my friends and I made for fun
    AND THEN LIKE FUCKING ASSHOLE MAGIC THE FOLLOWING HAPPENS
    Icey: SHELDURRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHAHAHA MAN THAT GUY SURE DOES SUCK AM I RIGHT!?

    When I was in fourth grade one girl realized that Sheldumb sounded like Sheldon and she still to this day thinks it's hilarious. Icey is the that girl of my message board existence. I get it man, Sheldorrr sounds like Sheldurrr, people suggest that stupid people say durrr. You look like the stupid pretentious hipster fucks my friends and I used to knock the shit out of when we'd get drunk on Fridays. Let's leave it at that and be friends.
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    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I'm averagely smart and kinda cute
    You're invited, but be prepared to be the looks of the group. The.........creepy......creepy......looks.........
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    You look like the stupid pretentious hipster fucks my friends and I used to knock the shit out of when we'd get drunk on Fridays.
    How fucking stupid do you think we are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    How fucking stupid do you think we are?
    Too stupid to have ever enjoyed roughing up some hipsters in a mosh pit? I hope not because it's a hoot!
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    I like women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packer View Post
    I like women.
    Be honest, would you do David Koechner?
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    I'd even fuck Icey if it would make you shut the fuck up... and that guy really hates ****** sex

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    oh sorry, that was an "inside joke"

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    Wow I just saw all of this and it's kind of amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    I can post one when I'm not at work. The video below is a 30 minute film about my (and my friends') music blog for Coachella and our 2013 Coachella trip which I'm heavily featured in. I look pretty troll/ogre like throughout.
    30 minutes?? let me know when the vine version is available.

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    Wow I just saw all of this and it's kind of amazing.
    yeah it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    you shouldn't be afraid of human sexuality. The body wants what it wants.
    for the record, I agree with this. And apparently Sheldorrr's body doesn't want his gf if she's too sweaty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    you shouldn't be afraid of human sexuality. The body wants what it wants.
    This is what I say to women at the beach whenever they admire the gold crucifix hanging off my chest hair.

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    I disagree because some people want to have sex with children.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Not your children though.

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    Beat me to it
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    God I hope not.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Not your children though.
    I was going to go with, "And I disagree because some people want to have sex with Amy." Yours is better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I was going to go with, "And I disagree because some people want to have sex with Amy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    You look like the stupid pretentious hipster fucks my friends and I used to knock the shit out of when we'd get drunk on Fridays.
    would pay cash money to see you knock the shit out of some stupid pretentious hipster fucks. cash money.
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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