I wish these little neighborhood asshole kids and parents would take some of this candy off of me. I see them going to my neighbors who have much shorter driveways.
In b4 "sex offender list"
I have a sign up saying not to knock or ring the bell because it will disturb the dogs. Maggie can't be jumping up and barking every 5 mins or her leg could break. Plus I had to go see a friend that just had surgery, just got home now.
vigothecarpathian wont stop messaging me trying to get me to say that he tried to kiss me and that i punched him out at a Holloween party. wtf? What is this?
"If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines
post screenshots of the messages.
January 30 - Sleep
February 12 - Alcest
March 2 - Deafheaven
March 3 - Against Me!
March 31 - Eric Prydz
April 14-16 - Coachella
April 22 - Sleep
May 4 - The Weeknd
May 20 - Mastodon/EODM/Russian Circles
June 9 - Sigur Rós
July 3 - Roger Waters
July 30 - Panorama Festival
August 17-20 - Psycho Las Vegas
September 9 - Green Day
October 6-8 - ACL wknd. 1
I'm sitting on the palm desert Marriott golf course staring at this skinny blonde with HUGE fake breasts with her top off in the house next to me and porno people are taking pictures of her
Translation: I'm working the Sunday shift at my uncle's cell phone store in Glendale and trying to make up interesting things to say.
Ahahahagagahaha, yeah right brooooooo
you mean like a hurdle rate?
So I was at another wedding this weekend. No I was not hammered drunk nor did I do the worm again. It was however off of Jefferson between 50th and 52nd in La Quinta and for the first time in the past two years I was bummed out for missing both Coachella's.
I just came in dead last in monopoly and my punishment was to dive into the man made lake and the water tasted like bird shit and everyone laughed at me and now I'm just hung over and I wana sleep