The Default Thread

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I didn't know that ice dancing was popular outside of things like "The Peanuts Gang On Ice" and things like that

[TomAz]

It's in the olympics. The effete countries usually win.

[Drewski27]

I never knew Fox was for real. I thought it was all just shits and giggles.

[canexplain]

Especially when you're watching FOX.

I watch an hour in the morning of Fox and then the rest of the day I watch "real" news so I can try and figure out why "they (the right)" think the way they do or what they are lying about. Example: This morning on Fox they interviewed Meygan Kelly. ? Do you think the mainstream media is biased toward the left. MK, Yes they diffidently are liberal and lean to the far left. ? What about Fox news. MK, No we really are fair and balanced. We give both sides and have more time to give the details and the meat of a story ? Do you think more Republicans or Democrats watch Fox? MK, I would like to think it is equal with both parties. I'm sure some days it goes one way or the other but yes, both watch. ? The interview went from there to worse. She was in general asked why she is so hot and why are all the women are so hot on Fox. I won't go into that answer. I was trying to tell if she was just really stupid or lying . Both I suspect..... cr****

[guedita]

Shut the fuck up

[canexplain]

Shut the fuck up

Block me or don't read my posts. It's really pretty simple eh .... cr****

[TomAz]

they diffidently are liberal

Mainstream media: timid leftists

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Block me or don't read my posts. It's really pretty simple eh .... cr****

If you just want to talk to yourself, just open up a word processor and type into periodically.

[thelastgreatman]

I was a bit annoyed with his letter myself, this is just great: http://www.vice.com/read/dear-sufjan...to-miley-cyrus

[algunz]

If your explanation is "People are stupid and they have no taste", i agree, but doesn't that also explain the kardassians?

Fixed

[malcolmjamalawesome]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

[santasutt]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

A guy walks into a bar and stands in front of the bartender for two minutes without making a sound.

The bartender, exasperated , shouts, "Hey pal, whadddya drinkin'? I ain't got ESPN."

The drunk at the end of the bar slurs, "ESPN? Fuck, Charlie, you ain't even got Cable...."

(rimshot)

[TomAz]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

Or vice versa.

Charlie, do you have ESP?

No, but I got ESPN!

[VigoTheCarpathian]

[canexplain]

If anyone hasn't downloaded Windows 8.1, it takes forever (at least an hour start to finish). Just saying ... cr****

[bug on your lip]

If anyone hasn't downloaded Windows 8.1, it takes forever (at least an hour start to finish). Just saying ... cr****

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Because everybody's download speed is exactly the same, that's why we speak in terms of download times and not file sizes

[unit300021]

So apparently it's OK to get shitfaced hammered drunk at a wedding, unless if it is your brothers.

[santasutt]

So apparently it's OK to get shitfaced hammered drunk at a wedding, unless if it is your brothers.

Don't tell me you went all drunken-best-man toast.

Post the vid!

[unit300021]

Nope I wasn't the best man. My brother is 5 years older then me. While I understand that really isn't that much of a difference we still never really grew up together.

But fucking as was my dad pissed off at me. But you know it was OK for him to get really stoned.

[TomAz]

he's projecting.

[guedita]

I don't know. Are you a terrible drunk? Maybe you should be better at being drunk.

[bmack86]

Family weddings are definitely the ones most approved for drunkenness. Controlling drunkenness is another thing. Don't make a mess while at the wedding. Look at me: I waited until I left the venue to destroy my face on the pavement.

[algunz]

What did you do that was so terrible?

[Neighborhood Creep]

I'm in a wedding party this upcoming Saturday. Only me and one other guy drink out of the 7 groomsmen. Can't wait to make an ass of myself

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I'm in a wedding party this upcoming Saturday. Only me and one other guy drink out of the 7 groomsmen. Can't wait to make an ass of myself

What is this, a wedding for 15 year olds?

[nathanfairchild]

You know what the Midwest is like.

[Neighborhood Creep]

AA club

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Oh no

[nathanfairchild]

AA club

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