The Default Thread

[SoulDischarge]

You and jackstraw should get married.

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, lawfully wedded. Everyone knows local ordinances relating to this issue haven't mattered in at least twenty years. In fact, this whole ring trading ceremony hasn't been relevant in at least a century and you're all ignorant if you think it does anything but perpetuate a broken system. Furthermore, everyone knows that marriage was fundamentally designed to be nothing more than a business contract between property owners for the purpose of exchanging a dowry. That being said, I do."

[TomAz]

I'm sure you think this is prideful boasting, but nobody is going to take it that way.

You're only encouraging him.

Ron, I understand that Fox news, like the ice dancing or the Kardashians, is inexplicably popular. That doesn't mean anybody wants to talk about it. Shut the fuck up with it already you addlebrained rube.

[algunz]

rube

[miscorrections]

The popularity of ice dancing is extremely explicable.

[TomAz]

If your explanation is "People are stupid and they have no taste", i agree, but doesn't that also explain the kardasians?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I didn't know that ice dancing was popular outside of things like "The Peanuts Gang On Ice" and things like that

[TomAz]

It's in the olympics. The effete countries usually win.

[Drewski27]

I never knew Fox was for real. I thought it was all just shits and giggles.

[canexplain]

Especially when you're watching FOX.

I watch an hour in the morning of Fox and then the rest of the day I watch "real" news so I can try and figure out why "they (the right)" think the way they do or what they are lying about. Example: This morning on Fox they interviewed Meygan Kelly. ? Do you think the mainstream media is biased toward the left. MK, Yes they diffidently are liberal and lean to the far left. ? What about Fox news. MK, No we really are fair and balanced. We give both sides and have more time to give the details and the meat of a story ? Do you think more Republicans or Democrats watch Fox? MK, I would like to think it is equal with both parties. I'm sure some days it goes one way or the other but yes, both watch. ? The interview went from there to worse. She was in general asked why she is so hot and why are all the women are so hot on Fox. I won't go into that answer. I was trying to tell if she was just really stupid or lying . Both I suspect..... cr****

[guedita]

Shut the fuck up

[canexplain]

Shut the fuck up

Block me or don't read my posts. It's really pretty simple eh .... cr****

[TomAz]

they diffidently are liberal

Mainstream media: timid leftists

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Block me or don't read my posts. It's really pretty simple eh .... cr****

If you just want to talk to yourself, just open up a word processor and type into periodically.

[thelastgreatman]

I was a bit annoyed with his letter myself, this is just great: http://www.vice.com/read/dear-sufjan...to-miley-cyrus

[algunz]

If your explanation is "People are stupid and they have no taste", i agree, but doesn't that also explain the kardassians?

Fixed

[malcolmjamalawesome]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

[santasutt]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

A guy walks into a bar and stands in front of the bartender for two minutes without making a sound.

The bartender, exasperated , shouts, "Hey pal, whadddya drinkin'? I ain't got ESPN."

The drunk at the end of the bar slurs, "ESPN? Fuck, Charlie, you ain't even got Cable...."

(rimshot)

[TomAz]

A joke someone should make is saying "ESPN" when they mean "ESP."

Or vice versa.

Charlie, do you have ESP?

No, but I got ESPN!

[VigoTheCarpathian]

[canexplain]

If anyone hasn't downloaded Windows 8.1, it takes forever (at least an hour start to finish). Just saying ... cr****

[bug on your lip]

If anyone hasn't downloaded Windows 8.1, it takes forever (at least an hour start to finish). Just saying ... cr****

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Because everybody's download speed is exactly the same, that's why we speak in terms of download times and not file sizes

[unit300021]

So apparently it's OK to get shitfaced hammered drunk at a wedding, unless if it is your brothers.

[santasutt]

So apparently it's OK to get shitfaced hammered drunk at a wedding, unless if it is your brothers.

Don't tell me you went all drunken-best-man toast.

Post the vid!

[unit300021]

Nope I wasn't the best man. My brother is 5 years older then me. While I understand that really isn't that much of a difference we still never really grew up together.

But fucking as was my dad pissed off at me. But you know it was OK for him to get really stoned.

[TomAz]

he's projecting.

[guedita]

I don't know. Are you a terrible drunk? Maybe you should be better at being drunk.

[bmack86]

Family weddings are definitely the ones most approved for drunkenness. Controlling drunkenness is another thing. Don't make a mess while at the wedding. Look at me: I waited until I left the venue to destroy my face on the pavement.

[algunz]

What did you do that was so terrible?

[Neighborhood Creep]

I'm in a wedding party this upcoming Saturday. Only me and one other guy drink out of the 7 groomsmen. Can't wait to make an ass of myself