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    Which means it was about 10 years ago.
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    I find it confusing why anyone would really care what I said or did. Sometimes I post what I consider just fluff and the usual suspects blow up ....Just life I suppose... cr****
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    We don't know that he fucked them all. He might have just hot dogged some of them.
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    Child sex: just fluff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    We don't know that he fucked them all. He might have just hot dogged some of them.
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    To be fair, one of the girls acted as a fluffer.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Told ya. That was years ago. I have put my life on the line (my choice) and I am just a person that "Got Lucky" and had an great life. Sorry for that cr****
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    Underage whores: I just got lucky.
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    Underage whores : Underlucky
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    You put your life on the line, got lucky, and fucked underage whores.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Told ya. That was years ago. I have put my life on the line (my choice) and I am just a person that "Got Lucky" and had an great life. Sorry for that cr****
    You have put your life on the life? What the fuck does that mean?
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    While I'm not defending a 50 year old fucking teenagers because I do agree that is fucking creepy. Teenager doesn't necessarily mean underage though. I mean are we sure these girls were 13/14 instead of 18/19?

    Edit: Now that I think about it more, it doesn't really matter still fucking weird
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    He said he thought they were 17. But let's be honest, if a young prostitute looks 17 she's probably more like 13.
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    In our defense, none of us have "asked them" about what happened.

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    you ever get this uneasy feeling that everyone of us on this board is actually in Hell?
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    In default news



    I can't get the game at Bear Sterns Bravo to load.

    Susan Orlean short article on what is happen.

    I also really liked this chat transcript of a guy telling his mom the @Horse_ebook story
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    I fixed the typo as it were. I went to places you just had to to say were not a good choice. 30+ wavs on the North Shore, volunteering to go to Nam, protest marches that could have got me jail time, doing the South with long hair in the "Easy Rider" times, 14k mnts with a heart condition. Women half my age stuff like that. On the edge..... But done with that I suppose. Camping n NOLA might be a bit of that . You have to push the edge a bit or you never know ... cr
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    I like how there are probably 20 of us simultaneously trying to decipher all of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    volunteering to go to Nam
    tell us a war story ron. tell us how you got shot at. tell us how the VC nearly captured your ass til you detected their booby trap deep in the jungle. Tell us how you went upriver looking for Kurtz. We want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    tell us a war story ron. tell us how you got shot at. tell us how the VC nearly captured your ass til you detected their booby trap deep in the jungle. Tell us how you went upriver looking for Kurtz. We want to know.
    When I was in, there was the single survivor rule. My dad did 3 tours, so I never had to go but I did try..He is so cool. He doesn't talk about it much but his place was overrun 2 times and he told me how you couldn't have a personal weapon but everyone did. Scary but we anyway then, he had to do what was necessary eh?. He's 82 now, go Dad ..... cr****
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    Yeah, you could tell us some Nam stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    When I was in, there was the single survivor rule. My dad did 3 tours, so I never had to go but I did try..He is so cool. He doesn't talk about it much but his place was overrun 2 times and he told me how you couldn't have a personal weapon but everyone did. Scary but we anyway then, he had to do what was necessary eh?. He's 82 now, go Dad ..... cr****
    Wow your dad is the same age as MY dad.
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    Wait, wait, wait? I thought you always tried to tell us you served IN Nam. Are you saying you tried to go but didn't?

    LIVIN' ON THE EDGE.
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    Yeah, that's lame, Ron.
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    (W)horse milk.

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    Why you guys beating this dead (w)horse?

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    if malaka is defending him you know we're on the right track
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Wait, wait, wait? I thought you always tried to tell us you served IN Nam. Are you saying you tried to go but didn't?

    LIVIN' ON THE EDGE.
    Yes. let's break this down shall we? In response to our asking ron how he has 'laid his life on the line' he replied with:

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I fixed the typo as it were. I went to places you just had to to say were not a good choice. 30+ wavs on the North Shore, volunteering to go to Nam, protest marches that could have got me jail time, doing the South with long hair in the "Easy Rider" times, 14k mnts with a heart condition. Women half my age stuff like that. On the edge..... But done with that I suppose. Camping n NOLA might be a bit of that . You have to push the edge a bit or you never know ... cr
    1. Surfing in Hawaii.

    2. Volunteering for Nam when he was not eligible to go.

    3. Protesting the same war he just tried to volunteer to fight in.

    4. Refusing to get a hair cut

    5. Looking at tall mountains in Colorado.

    6. Banging underage women.


    "On the edge", he calls it. I call it "Doing stupid shit to yourself".


    Frankie: Hey, Willie.

    Willie: Hi, Frankie.

    Frankie: How's the west wing?

    Willie: All secure.

    Frankie: That's good.

    Willie: You know somethin', Frank?

    Frankie: What?

    Willie: I - I - I don't like bein' a night watchman. There - there's nobody here.

    Frankie: It means we're doin' our job, Willie. And doin' it well.

    Willie: Yeah, but I - I - I - I - I liked it better when we - when we was messengers, I mean, and then I - I was out - I was meetin' people.

    Frankie: Like that woman over at Scheidelman's Suits, right?

    Willie: [reluctantly] I dropped her. Yeah, she was all over me. All over me, she was. I - I - I need room to breathe.

    Frankie: I know, Willie. The stallion needs to run. [Willie nods solemnly in agreement] And run free.

    Willie: [rubs his shoulder in pain] Shoo, boy.

    Frankie: What's the matter?

    Willie: Eh, my shoulder hurts. You know - you know that narrow hallway in the boiler room? The one with the, uh--?

    Frankie: Exposed bolts comin' out o' the wall?

    Willie: Yeah. Well, every time I walk past it, the bolts dig right into my shoulder. I-- It's very painful.

    Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?

    Willie: With the double edge?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: Yeah?

    Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?

    Willie: Mm hmm.

    Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?

    Willie: Yeah.

    Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.

    Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?

    Frankie: Meat thermometers?

    Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?

    Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?

    Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

    Frankie: Boy, that must smart.

    Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

    Frankie: You know what I hate?

    Willie: What?

    Frankie: I go into the kitchen, I open the drawer, you know?

    Willie: Uh huh?

    Frankie: And I take out a, uh--

    Willie: Carrot scraper?

    Frankie: Right. And I stick it up my nose, you know, and I'm rootin' it around, and, you know, gettin' all the mucus membranes out o' there, you know? And then I take one o' them, uh--?

    Willie: Mentholated eucalyptus cough drops?

    Frankie: Right. And I stick it-- wedge it up there, you know? I take a couple o' whiffs, boy. Heh, ya feel like your head's gonna explode.

    Willie: Boy, isn't THAT the truth? It's like the other night. I'm in the attic and I got a bunch o' mousetraps, ya know?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: And, for bait, I used a big piece of, uh--

    Frankie: Camembert?

    Willie: Right. So, so I set the trap, right? A-a-a-a-and I wanna see if the trap was gonna work, right? So I got the Camembert in there.

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: But every time I went to taste the cheese, the thing came down right on my tongue! ... I'm tellin' ya -- after forty, fifty times, I - I - I couldn't even feel the cheese, much less taste it. I hate when THAT happens, I'll tell ya that.

    Frankie: Boy, you know what I hate? I hate-- I got a gross o' them, uh--?

    Willie: Razor blades?

    Frankie: No.

    Willie: Fish hooks?

    Frankie: No.

    Willie: Ah?

    Frankie: Thumb tacks.

    Willie: Ah! Yeah.

    Frankie: Right?

    Willie: Yeah.

    Frankie: So I bring 'em home, you know, and I sprinkle 'em all out over the floor, you know?

    Willie: Points up?

    Frankie: Right.

    Willie: Uh huh.

    Frankie: Then I strip down to the nude and I just ROLL back and forth across the room, ya know? Stickin' in all over my body. Then I jump in a hot tub and just soak.

    Willie: Mm hmm.

    Frankie: Hate that.

    Willie: Sounds very painful.

    Frankie: Very painful.

    Willie: [heavy sigh] Boy. So what're ya gonna do now?

    Frankie: Eh, I'm gonna check fifteen.

    Willie: Yeah. I'm gonna check nine.

    Frankie: Okay.

    [They head back up the hall, testing doorknobs as they go. Finally, they pause to give each other a friendly pat on the shoulder.]

    Frankie: Good night, Willie!
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    Protest marches that could have BUT TOTALLY DID NOT gotten him jail time.

    Any of you ever even bothered breaking a law? Pussies.

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