The Default Thread

[amyzzz]

I'm not taking it.

[codytwo]

take the fucking test or we will fire you, amy.

Edit: I mean your bosses will fire you. your bosses who have definitely not hired me to watch your actions on this message board.

[amyzzz]

Oh, burn. You got me good.

[mob roulette]

i confess that i hate how wicked smart hannah is. i find it threatening to my manhood and sense of self, yet it's somehow also strangely arousing at the same time. hannah, you think maybe you could dumb it up a little for me? just every once in awhile. i'd really appreciate it. maybe you could take off those big uncomfortable shoes for awhile and slip into that little black housedress you got hanging on the back of your bedroom door. that would be hot. then maybe you could head on over into the kitchen to fix me a little snack? kind of hungry over here. that would be so hot honey. seriously. it would make my day. ok thanks.

also i enjoy being called daddy. just for future reference.

also amy, take the goddamned test.

[kimery08]

also i enjoy being called daddy.

mob, honey, we already discussed this.
never.okay.

[mob roulette]

mob, honey, we already discussed this.
never.okay.

hahahahaha.

okay. plenty of fish dollface. plenty. of. fish.

have a good weekend y'all.

[tricorne]

[kimery08]

hannah you put that shit away!!

[tricorne]

It may or may not contain lethal doses of things. She looks relatively dubious.

[jackstraw94086]

she looks like she hasn't gotten any in a while

[samiksha]

I'm on a public computer. When I hit paste, I get this:

LE RETOUR DE L'ENFANT PRODIGE !!!!!!!!

Salut Thomas,
J'ai bien reçu ton mail qui m'a fait énormément plaisir;
Pas de problémes pour ton retour, si tu pouvais revenir avant cela m'arrangerait mais si c'est pour le 1er Juillet je ferais face !!!
Cependant Thomas, je compte sur toi au minimum jusqu'au 11 NOVEMBRE, voire plus si tu le desires !!!!!
Amicalement
Ludo

Mon N° : 00 33 6 80 95 76 10

PS : As tu un N° de tél ?

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[tricorne]

Once upon a time, I found this on yahoo answers:

How do i no if its true love?
wen im around my boy friend suddenly all my problems go away and im really happy i feel warmth wen im wid him hes my baby boy my sexi camman my dirty cowboy my sex piggy my silly goosey yea we got lots of pet names for each oder and i cant stop saying i love you to him yea we might cyber alot but we never have had real sex i believe in saving sex for your spouse becuz then u show your comitment to that person and yes i will give n/e thin for this boy ok see we met on myspace then his parents found out and he had to delete it so we didnt talk for 3 or 4 months but then on a whole new website we meet agian 4 monthes later can u believe it its lyk ment to be its like God is trying to tell us somthing its like he wants us to be together so hes giving us signs and i trust him after sumthin lyk dis who couldnt i really love him i would die for him to live i would cry if he died if some one shot him and he died i wouldnt go to him funneral cuz ill be in jail cuz i shot da guy who killed him

[samiksha]

my sexi camman

what's that?

[tricorne]

I think it could be interpreted as "My Sexi. Come on, my dirty cowboy."

or maybe "caveman"?

[samiksha]

ah yes.

[blakely]

Once upon a time, I found this on yahoo answers:

[I]pet names for each oder I]

i think if i were illiterate i would have spelled other udder..... public schools have really outdone themselves...

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

i prefer 'my sex piggy'.

[ewiggy]

so last night i was walking through ybor with a black friend of mine. there was a lot of people in town due to the ACC. we walked by this group of like, 8 dudes and one of them yelled "WHITE POWER!" at us.

[tricorne]

Today, I was walking down Post and I was flashed by some weirdo. I pretended not to notice, and I kept walking. Said weirdo then started apologizing profusely. "I'm so sorry. I meant no disrespect". I kept pretending not to notice.


Most polite creep ever.

[Encaitare]

^ sad. that man will never get laid.

Poor Hannah, just keeeep walking.....

[tricorne]

one more addition to the public computer paste game:

hello my name is ozan from sanfrancisco. I saw your picture on craigslist

and this is my picture. Im student in here and i live in Downtown. I like

movies,musics and drinking.
Im waiting for your answer
Ozan Onder


"movies, musics, and drinking." heh.

[TomAz]

hey John.

I sent you a msg the other day about money matters. You never replied. Have you absconded?

Tom

[psychic friend]

Girl gets dumped on radio. funny listen. the sound of her reaction. lol.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_1173614039

[lindseyb]

my bank account balance is -$600. i'm so depressed.

[samiksha]

i got a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street -$130. bummer.

[J~$$$]

http://static.iftk.com.br/mt/2007/03...its_possi.html

Wow someone has way to much time on their hands other than me.

[tricorne]

Albino Pygmy Marmosets.

[caco0283]

while drinking at work last night we started talking about the ratio of people we had sex with and where in a relationship with them. Needless to say during that conversation I had to get really drunk cos I felt like a bad person for once

[J~$$$]

you cocksukers went off last night.

[caco0283]

you cocksukers went off last night.

got to interact with real people at some point of your life