The Default Thread

[roberto73]

Can some people give me "advice" on a house without the usual bs I get here ? (TomAz or the other financial buffs) cr****

My wife and I bought a house in December. It was a pretty easy process, except for the part on our loan application where the bank wanted to know if either of us had ever had sex with Mexican child prostitutes. Fortunately, "neither" of us has. Whew! Day in the life. r****

[thelastgreatman]

"I just want to buy a house, near a nice school... in the woods..."

[captncrzy]

Well, if you want a basement I'd probably move out of Colorado. They don't have those there.

It's a wonder he's managed without one thus far

[canexplain]

Figures I would get these responses. BTW, I have always had a basement. I just wanted to hear what people thought about paying off a house (no loan of course) or using the money for investment or something else. I have one house paid off and now that I have two I can't decide to rent, sell or ? to do with the new place. Amy, I have never tried to make people like me. It looks like I did a bang up job eh, but then ask me if I care. ..... cr****

[nathanfairchild]

BTW, I have always had a basement.

[Packer]

Can some people give me "advice" on a house without the usual bs I get here ? (TomAz or the other financial buffs) cr****

You read Tom answering Randy's business questions and then posted this to provoke him.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

but then ask me if I care. ..... cr****

if you didn't care, you'd stop posting here already

[algunz]

You might be better off investing the money than paying your house off.

[Packer]

Yeah, invest your money.

[captncrzy]

Figures I would get these responses. BTW, I have always had a basement. I just wanted to hear what people thought about paying off a house (no loan of course) or using the money for investment or something else. I have one house paid off and now that I have two I can't decide to rent, sell or ? to do with the new place. Amy, I have never tried to make people like me. It looks like I did a bang up job eh, but then ask me if I care. ..... cr****

Yes, you SHOULD figure by now that you would get these responses, you fucking burnout. We don't want to help you. We don't give a flying fuck about your house. Go fuck yourself.

[TomAz]

Ron, I agree with the others. Invest your money. In a noose. Then hang yourself.

[canexplain]

Happy 4th to all of you of course. Back to an original statement. I may have a business partner, teacher or whomever and I may think they suck as a person but I might still appreciate the advice. That is the case here. I'll do what the fuck I want anyway but input is usually a positive thing if there is some semblance of thought. I guess that was too much to expect here. This board is a drama board a lot where posters just want to wallow in their horrible lives or situations. It seems good news and luck is some sort of bane whereas people can't be happy for others because the life they have sucks. Sorry to be both happy and lucky eh .......cr****...........

[bmack86]

God you're terrible.

[Gribbz]

Happy 4th to all of you of course. Back to an original statement. I may have a business partner, teacher or whomever and I may think they suck as a person but I might still appreciate the advice. That is the case here. I'll do what the fuck I want anyway but input is usually a positive thing if there is some semblance of thought. I guess that was too much to expect here. This board is a drama board a lot where posters just want to wallow in their horrible lives or situations. It seems good news and luck is some sort of bane whereas people can't be happy for others because the life they have sucks. Sorry to be both happy and lucky eh .......cr****...........

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

[nathanfairchild]

Happy 4th to all of you of course. Back to an original statement. I may have a business partner, teacher or whomever and I may think they suck as a person but I might still appreciate the advice. That is the case here. I'll do what the fuck I want anyway but input is usually a positive thing if there is some semblance of thought. I guess that was too much to expect here. This board is a drama board a lot where posters just want to wallow in their horrible lives or situations. It seems good news and luck is some sort of bane whereas people can't be happy for others because the life they have sucks. Sorry to be both happy and lucky eh .......cr****...........

Just follow R. Budd Dwyer's example already.

[Packer]

Wow I never knew about that photo. Pretty cool I guess.

I've been into looking at photos of frozen climber corpses on Mt. Everest. There are quite a few bodies up there but the most famous is this guy Old Green Boots. Actually, he kind of looks like Ron.

[SoulDischarge]

Probably easy to be happy when you're a spoiled baby boomer burnout who's brain has turned to gruel under the weight of a lifetime of excessive drug use and your moral compass was completely smashed in the extremely tight vagina of an underaged Mexican prostitute.

[Drewski27]

Dear Ron,
Shut the fuck up. the drama on this board comes into play when you post. may a firework melt off your face.
sincerly,
mostly everyone.

[bmack86]

Probably easy to be happy when you're a spoiled baby boomer burnout who's brain has turned to gruel under the weight of a lifetime of excessive drug use and your moral compass was completely smashed in the extremely tight vagina of an underaged Mexican prostitute.

To be fair:

(1) I doubt we can blame the drugs on the state of Ron's brain, as he's probably been an idiot from day 1

(2) I doubt we can blame the underage prostitutes on the state of Ron's moral compass, as he bought them.

[guedita]

Not to tread on all of ya'lls wallowing pity party but I've got a question for you abhorrent shitstains and please give me the soundest advice possible: I found $10 in my pocket doing laundry today. What should I do with it? Please note that I will end up doing whatever the fuck I want but it's important to me that you all acknowledge and respect my good fortune of finding $10 dollars. No bullshit answers, please, and put your jealousy aside for just a moment I'm just looking for opinions even though I will do whatever the fuck I want with it. NO DRAMA I'm just curious about what you think I should do with the $10 I was so fortunate to stumble upon?

[HunterGather]

Treat yourself to something classy like a Taco Bell breakfast.

[bmack86]

Not to tread on all of ya'lls wallowing pity party but I've got a question for you abhorrent shitstains and please give me the soundest advice possible: I found $10 in my pocket doing laundry today. What should I do with it? Please note that I will end up doing whatever the fuck I want but it's important to me that you all acknowledge and respect my good fortune of finding $10 dollars. No bullshit answers, please, and put your jealousy aside for just a moment I'm just looking for opinions even though I will do whatever the fuck I want with it. NO DRAMA I'm just curious about what you think I should do with the $10 I was so fortunate to stumble upon?

If you'd just shut up and smile already, I bet you'd find a man who could spend that $10 better than you could.

[Gribbz]

That's like... over 100 pesos. Think about it.

[TomAz]

Happy 4th to all of you of course. Back to an original statement. I may have a business partner, teacher or whomever and I may think they suck as a person but I might still appreciate the advice. That is the case here. I'll do what the fuck I want anyway but input is usually a positive thing if there is some semblance of thought. I guess that was too much to expect here. This board is a drama board a lot where posters just want to wallow in their horrible lives or situations. It seems good news and luck is some sort of bane whereas people can't be happy for others because the life they have sucks. Sorry to be both happy and lucky eh .......cr****...........

I've got shitstains on discarded underwear that are smarter than you. Better looking than you, too.

[captncrzy]

Not to tread on all of ya'lls wallowing pity party but I've got a question for you abhorrent shitstains and please give me the soundest advice possible: I found $10 in my pocket doing laundry today. What should I do with it? Please note that I will end up doing whatever the fuck I want but it's important to me that you all acknowledge and respect my good fortune of finding $10 dollars. No bullshit answers, please, and put your jealousy aside for just a moment I'm just looking for opinions even though I will do whatever the fuck I want with it. NO DRAMA I'm just curious about what you think I should do with the $10 I was so fortunate to stumble upon?

Mexican teenage boy prostitute.

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[Packer]

This one must be directed at someone.

[Packer]

Good advice really.

[Packer]

I feel this man's pain.

[Packer]

and this one is really too much.