...but here it goes.
I lost my wallet during Muse and I really miss it. I know I'm not the only person to have regrets about a lost wallet, but this one was really special. You see, I bought it when I deployed to Iraq last year. It still had 20 Qatari Riyal from the trip there and a Danish Kroner note from the way back. It also had my official orders, all of my personal stuff, pictures, and some religious medalions that members of my family had given to me.
The worst part is that my girlfriend warned me to leave it at home, and then AGAIN at the camp site. I sure showed her.
This post is betting the long odds that someone found it and has been waiting for this message to get it back to me (Naive, I know).
So I'll offer $200 for the safe return of a green cammouflage velcro wallet with a plastic ID holder on one side, foreign money, pictures, religious medals, and military ID. PM me or post if you know of anything matching this description. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
Thanks. I'm crossing my fingers.