Drink Drank Drunk: A lesson in grammar

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I smote my enemy on the battlefield with my enormous cock.

[amyzzz]

I think it's smitten.

[amyzzz]

have smitten.

[guedita]

A grammar thread? Hello. Does anyone want or need help with correlative conjunctions, noun phrase appositives, or parallel structure problems?

[koryp]

I smote my enemy on the battlefield with my enormous cock.

So, I shouldn't use it this way at work then.....

[malcolmjamalawesome]

A grammar thread? Hello. Does anyone want or need help with correlative conjunctions, noun phrase appositives, or parallel structure problems?

Daxton needs help with all of the above.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Jesus Chris, there are dictionaries for this

smite [smaɪt]
vb smites, smiting, smote ; smitten, smit (mainly tr) Now archaic in most senses
1. to strike with a heavy blow or blows
2. to damage with or as if with blows
3. to afflict or affect severely smitten with flu
4. to afflict in order to punish
5. (intr; foll by on) to strike forcibly or abruptly the sun smote down on him
[Old English smītan; related to Old High German smīzan to smear, Gothic bismeitan, Old Swedish smēta to daub]
smiter n

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/smite

[koryp]

have smitten.

This is what I often hear, however smitten has an entirel different meaning than smite/smote doesn't it?

[MassonaBlackEyes]

smuted is still my favorite version of smote/smite/smitten/smitted/schmoted/smat/

[amyzzz]

oooo "smit" (archaic)

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I HAST SMIT THEE

[koryp]

Jesus Chris, there are dictionaries for this
smite [smaɪt]
vb smites, smiting, smote ; smitten, smit (mainly tr) Now archaic in most senses
1. to strike with a heavy blow or blows
2. to damage with or as if with blows
3. to afflict or affect severely smitten with flu
4. to afflict in order to punish
5. (intr; foll by on) to strike forcibly or abruptly the sun smote down on him
[Old English smītan; related to Old High German smīzan to smear, Gothic bismeitan, Old Swedish smēta to daub]
smiter n
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/smite

pretty fuckin handy with that search there drinky. Thanks!

[koryp]

Apologies amyzzz. I appear to have been smitten by a bout of utter wrongness.

[meyouseek]

Hey, keep that grammar talk out of this thread!

Wait, daxton's a lady? Her grammar is mannish.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Hey, keep that grammar talk out of this thread!

Wait, daxton's a lady? Her grammar is mannish.

HOW DARE YOU


...insinuate that manly men cannot use proper grammar.

[El.C.Dub]

you're one of my pet peeves. you don't see me going and making threads about you.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

you're one of my pet peeves. you don't see me going and making threads about you.

OH SCHNAPP

[amyzzz]

I HAST SMIT THEE

I dunno. It sounds more like another word for "spunk" or "cum" (verb form).

[psychic friend]

Crush'd

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Crush Porn?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

The payoff is not cumming

[BlackSwan]

OH SCHNAPP

I am major fan of this post.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Cum on.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Hey lady, I don't come down to you where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth!

[daxton]

It's not just "fucking OOPS." It's more "This Is The Dumbest Possible Thing I Could Do." Especially when you were trying to be all cunty about grammar.

I didn't intend to come off cunty. And, yes, I went to college, but apparently my degree is worthless because I put one apostrophe where it should not go.

I'm glad you guys are having fun, though

[MassonaBlackEyes]

I didn't intend to come off cunty. And, yes, I went to college, but apparently my degree is worthless because I put one apostrophe where it should not go.

I'm glad you guys are having fun, though

what did you major in?

[daxton]

Spanish, but I haven't spoken it in a while.

[PlayaDelWes]

[koryp]

Most impressive thread recall for the sole purpose of creating a use for an image nominee right here.

[heart cooks brain]

Thaw, unthatw, dethaw. Whaddupwitdat?