I was born and raised in the Coachella valley, and I have a home you can stay in (with Pool, food, etc.). My home is on the border of La Quinta and Bermuda Dunes. It's really nice, we have a pool, room to sleep, etc. Tons of food too.
We also have a Resident Parking Pass (across the street from the venue, literally). It allows you to park ACROSS THE STREET from the backstage entrance. YOu can't get any closer.
I need tickets (at least 2). The place to stay, and the parking pass are worth quite a bit. Lets work a deal.