I will answer ANY questions and I will be nice about it

[juloxx]

Thank you for taking your time to answer these/my questions btw

If Superman were to battle Dracula, who would win?

I can answer that..... Goku wins.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Who will be the best act of them all?

&

Who will be the best Sahara act of them all?

Gorillaz and Orbital.

Runner-ups: Jay-Z and Rusko (unless he plays at like 2pm)

[psychic friend]

are you aware of how to win tickets to coachella?

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Obviously not, I just bought some. But my friend is kind of broke and I'd really like her to come this year, so please fill me in.

[psychic friend]

"interact" on the website.

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I've done that roughly 3,126 times.

[dystopian dream giiiiiirl]

no idea about fatbastard, malcolm is really sick though.

which reminds me that he owes me a frozen lemonade.



sup girl. you're new here? you might not have heard of me.

nope haven't heard. new-ish. been around and silent for years... and if you need an answer to who is going to be the best act in sahara, the answer is infected mushroom.

[TheClares]

How much do thickets cost i dont want to camp

[kneuller]

Camping noob question...do people take their tents down daily and put them back up each night? If not what prevents someone crashing/taking your tent.

[im so indie]

Why does Trick love the kids? What exactly does he love about them?

[Trick Loves The Kids]

That's a pretty good question. I have to say that my camping answers won't be 100% right for this year because of the new way they're doing camping, but yeah in last years you just leave everything set up. I actually had some things stolen from me in 2006, I left a bag in my tent and someone grabbed it while I was at Daft Punk (a totally worthwhile trade btw). So yeah, you can leave things in the campsite, but you don't want to leave anything of worth out. I carry everything I need to keep (tickets/keys/wallet) in a backpack and put it in a locker, but we leave our tent and clothes in the campground and I haven't really had a problem.

I've never heard of a whole tent disappearing though.

[Sexecutioner]

Dear Trick,
If you are rolling balls in the Sahara, and there is some random hot chick dancing next to you who is down to get freaky, but looks like she might be underage, do you:

a) just do it
b) resist the urge
c) ask for ID

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Ain't no laws against dancing, bro.

[Sexecutioner]

I meant like making out and maybe a little groping.

[daftmonkey64]

what are two possible explanations for the existence of amitochondriate cells, and what would it mean for a cell to be eukaryotic and primitively amitochondriate?

[kneuller]

Yeah I'm not so much worried about losing my whole tent so much....the one I'm bringing isn't worth much anyways. Just curious what the norm was because it seemed like putting you whole tent back up at 11 or 12 would be the worst

[oscarbar]

How many stages are there? What are they? Do acts perform at the same time?

[StubbADubb]

Is it wrong to hate Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, just because you think it's a stupid name?

[Jennzino42]

Last year there was the Coachella iphone app. Is it coming back this year?? has anyone heard??

Thank you! and have a nice day

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Again, these are all traditional answers, but it's mostly the same every year so they'll probably be correct:

There are five stages: Main, Outdoor, Gobi, Mojave, Sahara. Main is the big one, Outdoor is smaller but also outdoor, Gobi and Mojave are all-purpose tents, and the Sahara is a big awesome tent with lasers for DANCE MUSIC. And yes, for the most part there are bands playing on every stage all day. There are exceptions, of course, but you'll probably have to pick between a few acts. That's how it goes...

And I'm not a huge fan of rock music, but I saw Edward Sharpe at Treasure Island and they were pretty good. It's like hippie folk feel-good jams. If you like that stuff you might want to check it out.

[mickflyy]

What is the best craft beer bar near coachella?

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I've never been anywhere in the area except Costco. So, Costco.

[mickflyy]

lol
...i actually did by the way im not just typing that

[kneuller]

What's the best place or even a good place to get tattooed in palm springs/indio

Question is directed at anyone...I can read that op just said he doesn't know the surrounding area too well

[GrossMagic]

Trick- Who are all the special guests for Gorillaz that show up?

[Trick Loves The Kids]

Trick- Who are all the special guests for Gorillaz that show up?

Everyone. Seriously I am **SO STOKED** for their set, I'm pretty sure it's going to be all of their guests, ever. It's going to rule SO HARD.

[unknown]

Just how much fog should we expect at Fever Ray?

[Aurgasm]

Just how much fog should we expect at Fever Ray?

twelve

[ametzker]

Hi,

This will be my first time atending the Coachella festival. I was wondering what the police presence was like at the festival? I am 20 years old and am not planning on being sober at this concert but I obviously do not want to get in trouble. I have been to Burning Man where there are a lot of cops out there but as long as your not doing anything extremely stupid or causing harm to yourself or others they pretty much leave you alone. Is it similar at Coachella or do they crack down a little more and get people in trouble? Also, how thoroughly do they search your car upon entering the grounds?

[theguy155]

ok i have legit question, did not read whole thread so sorry if it has been answered

so i am renting a car to drive out, what is the day parking situation like? is there a day parking pass? do you simply park and walk in? how does it work exactly if you are day parking?