oh there was one that was pure gold in the missed connections section a few days ago but it has since been removed, i emember it well. went something like
'Saw you in the bakery aisle at trader joes and heard you fart when i was near. I gave you a stern look and a smile and you insisted that it wasn't you. When it actually started to smell, i gave you another look in which you got angry and said that it was somebody else. You left in an angered haste as i looked at you again and started waving two ciabatta loaves in the air to fan the smell away from my face. In short, I did find you very attractive and would love to take you out sometime."