My balls hurt when I pee

[RATMan]

what should I do

[vinylmartyr]

Are you being serious?

[Zipkoppie]

Go see a urologist man.

[tricorne]

hold it

[RATMan]

Go see a urologist man.

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

[samiksha]

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

hahaha, yeah, that would be awful. a trained professional trying to do their job. also, sometimes women become doctors. aww shit!

[Zipkoppie]

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

Go see a female one.

[TomAz]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tes...046/DSECTION=2

[york707]

I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.

[RATMan]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tes...046/DSECTION=2

I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

[vinylmartyr]

Do you sit around a lot? Do you sleep after you have had lots to drink?

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

[TomAz]

I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

actually.. come to think of it.

is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia.

[All That I Am]

My balls hurt when I pee what should I do?

DON'T PEE

[RATMan]

is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia

Well, it's hard to tell because my balls are so fuckin' huge, I can't tell where my balls end and my groin begins.

I'm pretty sure it's not an ingenious hernia, though, because the ache is on both sides of my nutsack. Unless I have a double hernia, which would be a bonus

[RATMan]

Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Could be groin strain. Do you play a lot of sports?

[RATMan]

No, I'm in a wheelchair.

I fuck a lot, though

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

Ugh...why the hell would I? Do YOU usually nibble on nutsacks you get in the mail?

[RATMan]

Only if they have chocolatey nougat on them

[gaypalmsprings]

STD

[york707]

Have you been kicked in the balls recently?

[RATMan]

Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

[TomAz]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

[RATMan]

who wrote that song, bono?

[tricorne]

i thought it was raffi.

[RATMan]

Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

yeah, haha, so are unicorns

[Good Days Last]

I smells AIDZ NEEDLEZ at werk.

[echolalia]