It's just that simple! Please Note:
1. If I am out of money, I will not buy you a frozen lemonade.
2. If I am raving super hard, I will not buy you a frozen lemonade.
3. Are you a fat dude? Probably no lemonade. Unless you're like, SUPER fat.
4. If you find me, you MUST SAY and may ONLY SAY one of the following three things to me:
a) "Dave Wang says trance is dead."
c) "It's Boss Time!"
OR YOU MAY GIVE ME A MANHUG
PLEASE NOTE - If you say ANYTHING to me before saying this or manhugging, you will not get a frozen lemonade. i.e., you cannot ask me if I am, in fact, Malcolm Jamal Awesome.
5. Before you get a lemonade, you must tell me what your screen name on the board is. If I am not satisfied with your post count, you do not get a lemonade.
6. There will only be a 2 hour window period each day in which the Find Malcolm Jamal Awesome Contest™ is active. DETAILS TO COME
7. I will post hints as to my attire as the festival approaches.
8. How do you feel about sweaty manhugs?
NOTE: All rules subject to change and addendum. Please check back frequently for modifications to this contest.