It's always easy to detect when Faxy's started hitting the bottle:
I'm such a sentimental sap, I swear to god as an atheist I can understand why people get emotionally attached to things as nice as saving trees. Stop cutting down the god damned trees people! You might think there are a ton but OMG meth heads are even burning down the good ones...plus there is only like a small percentage less than what we started with. Stop Deforestation! It's going to be such a good night....I can feel it.