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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    "Hey! You with the autism. Stop being so fucking pedantic, huh?"

    Lulz
    He's been bitching about this for like a fucking week in real life too, though. Maybe I'm being insensitive, but if people saying they're bring a couple of people to dinner is fucking up your plans so much, why not just ask them specifically how many people instead of unrealistically expecting people to live by generally ignored grammar quirks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I dunno, I laughed at "Have you ever made a man a sandwich (literally turned him into a sandwich)?"

    It might have been a leftover laugh from the salad I'd eaten for lunch, though.
    Oh, are you slimming up for Zach?
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    Yeah well, Webster's has figuratively as the second definition for literally, but I still find it annoying

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally
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    That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Oh, are you slimming up for Zach?
    Well that, and I just love the way eating a salad by myself makes me smile.
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    Speaking of being pedantic, what's the correct way to shorten his name? I see Zach and Zack, and think Zach makes more sense since his full name is Zachary.
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    Well that, and I just love the way eating a salad by myself makes me smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Speaking of being pedantic, what's the correct way to shorten his name? I see Zach and Zack, and think Zach makes more sense since his full name is Zachary.
    It's Zack, but all of you ingrates spell it wrong. Even those of you that have in the past been corrected continue to spell it with an H.
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    Not true.

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    Except for Thom. He changed his ways.
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    I think we should start spelling it with an umlaut though. Zäck

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    Zach makes more sense.

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    Also in my personal experience, Zacks are generally dbags, whereas Zachs can be pretty chill.

    So... stick with Zack.
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    Show a little more compaction to each other, guys.
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    Stupid people are funny.
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    I dislike puns......and I'm telling the truth.
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    Anyone else have 29 people post the shit video of the 3 random people on the street making music? Everyday I see it pop up 4 more times

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    You have shitty "friends". Also, kale can make you sick.

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    Yes I keep seeing the video pop up but have not watched it yet, and now I guess I won't if it's that shitty.
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    next time I'm on the tool occupying Portland is gone. it's by marriage, no blood.

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    Not many know who I'm with nor do I tag him in shit cuz them thots be ready to see u unhappy bye he ain't going nowhere grab a snicker thots
    What's "thots"?

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    Apparently it means "ho" according to UD
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    I thought it was short for "thoughts" but that wouldn't make sense in that sentence. Not that the sentence makes much sense, but whatever, learn something new every day.
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    "Though" is what first came to my mind.
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    I'm so sick of people coming up with stupid slang for words that already exists. That being said, thot is an acronym for that ho over there.

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    That's so not fetch.

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    Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen!

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    Maybe it's a generational thing, but I'm completely floored that a younger relative of mine has notified everyone that her stepchild is dead, via fb post. Don't know any of the particulars, nothing at all. Just an RIP, I love you etc., post. And we're all like WTF what happened? Am I wrong to be horrified by this? Don't people actually notify family anymore before broadcasting news like that as a status update? My mind is blown.
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    Someone post the selfie with dead grandma pic here.
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