I don't have it to hand, but a few years ago, a guy I sorta know basically posted
"OMG, my dad's dead! "
Yes, sadface and all.
Terminal cancer: say it with smileys.
Last edited by MissingPerson; 09-24-2009 at 06:55 AM.
"GIRLS LIKE THAT, LIKE TO HAVE FUN"
"I can get an idea of her just by looking at her trampy picture"
"...with some girl named jennie. you can send her a message warning her to keep her slut hands off your son unless she wants to find herself in some pretty big trouble"
"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF JEFF. he is wonderful and deserves the love of the best women. I AM SERIOUS. IF YOU TOUCH HIM I WILL KILL YOU"
Last edited by heyeric; 09-24-2009 at 09:05 AM.
maybe you should watch that a little more closely.
the satire...? what about it. its pretty obvious.
that's a great video.
I don't think you understand how satire works, then. Someone who is deliberately overplaying the bitch role for the sake of the parody is not one you say 'what a fucking bitch' about.
posted by my little brother about an hour ago:
oh lawdy pick a bale a cotton, oh lawdy picka bale a hay, jump down spin around picka bale a cotton, jump down spin around picka bale a hay...
this was my cousin's status the other day...
Yesterdays church service was awesome again...there was healing, people accepting Jesus for the first time, too many miracles to count. I loved it. Thank you Jesus for tu misericordia!
If there are too many miracles to count, they aren't miracles.
I've got a nice little story to tell from 2 status updates from the same person.
First one (regular status update): Why can't some guys just man up and take care of their responsibilities?
Second one (wall-to-wall with some dude): Hey we need to talk. you need to call me, we need to talk about our daughter.
Awwwwwwwww shit ... he need to be like uh no nuh no nuh nuh nuh nuh no you didn't!
"mmm totally feelin Nickleback today...out n' about with kaybabe then working with the kiddies til 6ish"
_______No 'O' with 2 fingers. 'O' with 1.... 2 fingers... Boooooooooooo
The emotions of the light side are too hard to maintain. It's much easier to succumb and nurture the hate/anger within.
Facebook friends with Yoda?
Yoda and the Pope, you folks move in awesome circles.
Yoda and I go way back.
Best Facebook Status I have seen today for sure:
soooo just now realized that one of the pictures of my tattoo was showing part of my privates.. hope noone saw it. OOPS!
Everyone has been affected by cancer. Join the race.
this one guy puts up endless quotes like this....
if you believe in something don't let anyone take it away from you don't let anyone put you down about it. Follow your dream until you have achieved it!!!
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
drank way to much coffee..refill... =)
"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." Mahatma Gandhi
Facebook experiment...If you are reading this, even if we don't speak often, post a comment of a memory of you and me. When you are finished, post this as your own status; and see what people remember!
Ugh! I don't remember anything.
mani and pedi is a girls best friend