Wasn't the dude from Jackass in one of those movies?
"Eeeeeeeeeeel sheeeeeeeew yiiiiiiiiyyeee da myeeenan o' pyeeeen!"
There it is...
I'm losing my edge...
Waiting to go out. Like now. There's a bottle of vodka cooling in the freezer that I can't really open until the pre-funk at a friend's place in two hours. But it's friday and I'm looking to get going. Dammit, no beer. This is all my fault, isn't it? I'm peeved at myself.
All the motherfucking phone offers to help refinance my house...WHAT FUCKING HOUSE??? I've never owned a house!!! And, probably a bigger peeve are the calls offering Debt Relief...Where the Hell were you assholes 2 years ago when Credit Card companies were crawling through my phoneline? Huh? Huh?
And, if that isn't enough, you can't verbally tell them to stop because it's a recording! How do you set the record straight if there isn't even a beep to say anything?
For the record, I learned quite by accident while leaving the phone off the hook after their sales pitch was done, that you can remove yourself from their call list by pressing a certain key. Unfortunately, each individual has chosen a different number to press so you're still stuck listening to their pitch...
Fuck, now I feel "postal!" LOL
these posts have been going well down with some gin and Fizzy Lizzy raspberry lemon.
Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
When people quote something only to add " ^ this".
Waiting for weed. Does 10 minutes mean something different in weed time? If the guy says meet me at the subway in 10 minutes, I take that to mean leave your house now and be there in 10 minutes, but no, I always end up sitting there for 20.
"10 minutes" is one of the biggest lies ever. People will always shit that one out because they think it's what you want to hear. i always want to hear how long it will actually be. But noooooooo, always that "10 minutes" shit.
How long til my food is ready?
How long til the job is complete?
How long before you cum?
People who eat without a napkin kill me.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
That guy needs to be banned.
IDK if pet peeve is the right word, but that Gaga thread is annoying and dissapointing.
My 2010 Coachella Message Board Pet Peeves
1. No more complaining about the price or how there are only 3 day tickets. I would suggest getting a job!
2. Stop asking what the question marks mean.
3. Stop asking about late adds or surprise guests. If you are counting on either of these to enjoy Coachella I suggest going to something else.
4. Stop complaining that it isn't selling out. I don't see how this will help you unless you are the promoter or a scalper. If you feel you were railroaded into buying tickets because you thought it was selling out then maybe you didn't really want to go in the first place.
5. Stop creating new threads that would easily fit somewhere else. I don't care if you think that somebody is being added because some guy who runs a blog in the Ukraine thinks they are playing. Even if it is true, it doesn't need a new thread.
people who say a drawn out yet perkily positive "absolutely". And the word "absolutely".
Watched Tuesday's episode of Lost last night for the first time and Desmond said "absolutely". I cringed.
or when people type "to" when a "too" is appropriate.
listening to people eating is not so great either.
bad drivers - including dumbasses who have to have to gun-it to the next red light.
stop signs when all that's needed is a yield sign.
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my theory about bad drivers is called "AWE". In my experience the worst drivers are either 'Asian', 'Women', or 'Elderly'. If you get a combination of those (exp: elderly asian), then it escalates a level of poor driving. See all three behind the wheel, then its the mother load and you may want to pull over to the side of the road until they are completely out of sight.
Can you imagine a complete AWE calling in to an insurance company to get a new policy? "We're going to have to transfer you to another department" "I been on hold three hours"