I'm $5500 in debt today and by tomorrow I'll be $25500 in debt. The sun was shining directly into my face really god damn early this morning and I woke up hot and grumpy. Happy WITSday, I hope you stub your toe repeatedly.
Old board members might remember that one time that yablo told us about a certain medical condition he once had (not gout, the other one) that while not a serious medical threat by any means, it was really painful and embarassing and kind of disgusting-sounding and we made fun of him for precisely those reasons. Remember that? well guess what the doctor says I have?
I hope you people stagger with senseless pain for months.
Not the undereye circle thing?
no no no no. amy. wtf would be disgusting about having rings under your eyes?
hahahahahaha old people.
Post pics. He may still have the cream next to his magnetic soap.
I still have one more arm than you.
different than that.
anyway you fucking retards this is not Tom's Medical Report thread. this is WITSday and I hope you all shrivel up and live a long, empty, vacant existence.
No. am I the only one that remembers Yablo's admission?
that guy would admit anything.
anyway. I hope you all have babies that look like those pictures.
the good news is, I'm not hungry anymore.
no you're still wrong.
when the doctor said "well it looks like you've got _______ " I immediately thought of yablo. Immediately. and no one else remembers this. you all are brain damaged aliens.
If you say it, I'll probably remember it. That's all I'm saying.
Tom has eye herpes.
so, what's for dinner?
Wait, Yablo had gonorrhea.
and now so does your mom.
edit that was for J$. fuck all you people.
haha eye herpes