Three words: Silent but deadly.
Three words: Silent but deadly.
I'm not a damn Zoltar machine, Tom. I can't just dispense sage wisdom for free.
Every time you make a horrible pun, I kill a small kitten with my bare hands and use the bodies to fertilize my garden of growing hatred and discontent with the world.
Tom frequently sharts. We all do, really.
RAPE STOVE
white power?!
I love hating witsday.
RAPE STOVE
white power?!
I hope every last one of you dies of a disease so rare they have to name it after you.
thefunkylama's disease killed 3 people this year!
Oh right. I forgot that if you ARE regular and eat a lot of fiber, then you shart. I'll stop assuming the regularity of your BMs. Although, isn't that what witsday is about?
RAPE STOVE
white power?!
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
-mae west
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”
-steven weinberg
“Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party”
-oscar wilde
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
-george bernhard shaw
“If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”
-woody allen
“The rebel can never find peace. He knows what is good and, despite himself, does evil. The value which supports him is never given to him once and for all”
-albert camus
10/29 Hot Chip @ The Fox Theatre
11/07 Rufus Du Sol @ The Mezzanine (?)
11/13 Mr Little Jeans @ The Rickshaw Stop
11/20 Keep Shelly in Athens @ Awaken
I will eat the potluck desserts even though I didn't bring anything.
I'm going to buy an electric car, and then try to put gas in it.
I'm not going to cover my cough and leave my used kleenex on other's keyboards
DREAM BIGGER
I'm going to the bank. If a homeless person holds their hand out at me, I'm going to put my gum in it. Because it's motherfucking WITSday. The day of putting gum into someone's hand.
The a/c in my house just came on and all the windows in the house are open. I am not getting up to close them. Fuck the environment.
Oh. Well fuck you then. p.s. happy WITSday.
I am going to make illegal copies of this band's entire discography, and post it all over the internet:
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I'm about to kill a living breathing thing.
RAPE STOVE
white power?!
My sister just told me she's getting married. I just told her to lose my invitation.